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happy_doughnut
Jul 24th, 2002, 05:34 PM
Imagine if Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Buttersworth dished it out in the ring. Who do you think would win, and why ??

I think Mrs.Buttersworth would win 'cause she can fight dirty. Woo !

Infernal Mass
Jul 24th, 2002, 05:53 PM
:laugh: Aunt Jemima would own Mrs. Butterworth

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http://www.coreyrotic.com/files/auntjemima.jpg

Age: "Old 'Nuff"

Hails from: Jackson, Mississippi

Apart from being an ass-kicker in the kitchen, Aunt Jemima can also ruin a mo-fo's day in the ring. Weighing in at 247 lbs., and that menacing hankerchif around her dome, Aunt Jemima intimidates all comers.

Finishing move: The Pankcake Batter ( a modified version of the powerbomb )

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http://www.coreyrotic.com/files/mrsbutterworth.jpg

AGE: "It's not proper for a lady to reveal her age...before she kicks your ass"

HAILS FROM: Jolly old England
Prim and Proper Mrs. Butterworth brings you Tea and Crumpetts to the ring and serves up an ass-kicking you'll never forget.

Finishing move: "The Scoot and Slap", where she slides across the ring without moving her feet, and gives you a bloody British clout...til' you're dead!!

IcyMourdor
Jul 24th, 2002, 06:21 PM
Butterworths would easily knock the teeth out of the old aunt.

Vote for ButterW

Rei
Jul 24th, 2002, 07:55 PM
I picked Buttersworth because Mourdor 's post sounded really convincing :laugh:

Sword 4 Hire
Jul 24th, 2002, 11:54 PM
Ok here's how I see it...we got a bottle or container or whatever that talks against a disgruntled black lady.......hmm....

I'm goin with Auntie on this one

Hylas
Jul 25th, 2002, 09:58 AM
Who are they ?? XD

Cannibal Clown
Jul 25th, 2002, 11:34 AM
Hylas, you don't remember those commercials of the old pancake sponsers? Wow!

Anyways, i voted for the granny. Because honestly, she's fighting a f*cking plastic bottle. Grab the damn thing and empty the hell out of it. Problem solved. See how much of a fighter she is with nothing inside her. No guts, no glory. It's the inside that counts, and she has spilled the last drop.