If you could go back in time, how many asses would you kick?

furry_spatula · Nov 21st, 2002, 11:58 PM

if I could, I'd go kick hitler in the bean bag, and kick jesus in the bean bag... and napoleon in the bean bag.. and I'd.. like to call president lincoln a nutsack face and kick him in the bean bag. and then... I'd..kill my great grandpa, so I wouldnt be here. so maybe I'd stop feeling so empty and used on the inside. *sigh* I hate being alive

IcyMourdor · Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:25 AM

As much as it is tempting, I would have to say zero.

I would not have turned into the person I have become today. I like myself this way and I still keep my pride.

Beretta55 · Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:29 AM

does kicking my own ass count?

jk jk but nobody really...well maybe this one kid in elementry....god he was a *******

jjmoohead · Nov 22nd, 2002, 01:14 AM

This is a great topic, I wouldnt go back to a time when I didn't exsist but if I could go back to grade 9 and fight this kid at the start of the year rather then the end maybe my year would have been better cause after the fight everyone seemed to be my bestfriend.

FlexMasterRice · Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:47 AM

I'd kick asses until they fell off!

first i'd step on the person who invented essays' ass, and then step on him some more. Then I'd stab all my sucky teachers that i have ever had in their asses.

Vic Viper · Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:54 AM

hmmmmm, me thinks, Hitler and napoleon would be on top of my hit list..

damn anti-christ..

spatula, just one Q. why jesus ??

ssjtrunks13 · Nov 22nd, 2002, 11:18 AM

I would kick all the people who put me down over the years in the ass.

Darkness 4 Hire · Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:19 PM

If i could back in time i'd say i would have whooped the hell out of serveral people that f***ed with me over the years...they all would pay dearly. To many people to keep track of.

Sword 4 Hire · Nov 22nd, 2002, 04:29 PM

Well to be quite honest I really wouldn't care. The sheer excitement of going back in time would lead me to kicking so much ass I wouldn't even be counting...I'd like to take out an entire ancient village with my fists...that'd rule...

furry_spatula · Nov 22nd, 2002, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by king_freak

hmmmmm, me thinks, Hitler and napoleon would be on top of my hit list..

damn anti-christ..

spatula, just one Q. why jesus ??

why not jesus?

and that one fella had a good idea, bout the ancient village and the fists

bring back somekind of semi-automatic firearm. and like be some primative nations king, because you can make anyone die with a big bang. they'd worship me. think of all the women and treasure and food

I wonder if they ever published "time travel for dummies"?

kupoartist · Nov 22nd, 2002, 05:46 PM

I'd prefer to use the time travel to investigate into the validity of the claims that certain people existed, or where as history says them to be. It'd be wrong to change the past, but at least I could change the future by informing everyone of the true past (causality is bad bad bad ^_^)

Sword 4 Hire · Nov 22nd, 2002, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the_artist

I'd prefer to use the time travel to investigate into the validity of the claims that certain people existed, or where as history says them to be. It'd be wrong to change the past, but at least I could change the future by informing everyone of the true past (causality is bad bad bad ^_^)

Aw...well that's no fun...

FlexMasterRice · Nov 22nd, 2002, 10:17 PM

I would show people video games and get them addicted even earlier. HAHAHAHAHAH

Then when Nintendo first came out, i'd break it and then show them a PS2. HAHAHAHA

furry_spatula · Nov 23rd, 2002, 08:52 AM

heh, you're stupid

Hylas · Nov 23rd, 2002, 09:34 AM

Not many asses, maybe one or two. I've kicked the others already

AudioBoxer · Nov 23rd, 2002, 11:06 AM

Well, I wouldnt have to go back and kick a kids arse, I would go back and F*cking kill Hilter!

Nov 21st, 2002, 11:58 PM	#1
furry_spatula Banned Member Joined: Nov 2002 Location: U.S. Posts: 276	If you could go back in time, how many asses would you kick? if I could, I'd go kick hitler in the bean bag, and kick jesus in the bean bag... and napoleon in the bean bag.. and I'd.. like to call president lincoln a nutsack face and kick him in the bean bag. and then... I'd..kill my great grandpa, so I wouldnt be here. so maybe I'd stop feeling so empty and used on the inside. sigh I hate being alive

Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:25 AM	#2
IcyMourdor Cream Puff Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Stevens Point, Wisconsin Age: 38 Posts: 2,713	As much as it is tempting, I would have to say zero. I would not have turned into the person I have become today. I like myself this way and I still keep my pride. __________________ You will walk in fire, earth, water, and air, through temptation, and at last into despair and desolation.

Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:29 AM	#3
Beretta55 Reached for the sky Joined: May 2002 Location: The road less traveled Age: 34 Posts: 2,465	does kicking my own ass count? jk jk but nobody really...well maybe this one kid in elementry....god he was a ******* __________________

Nov 22nd, 2002, 01:14 AM	#4
jjmoohead MAGIC MONKEY Joined: Jul 2002 Location: Brandon, Manitoba, Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,114	This is a great topic, I wouldnt go back to a time when I didn't exsist but if I could go back to grade 9 and fight this kid at the start of the year rather then the end maybe my year would have been better cause after the fight everyone seemed to be my bestfriend. __________________ The Magic Is Coming!

Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:47 AM	#5
FlexMasterRice Beauty is here! Joined: Oct 2002 Location: Bed Posts: 156	I'd kick asses until they fell off! first i'd step on the person who invented essays' ass, and then step on him some more. Then I'd stab all my sucky teachers that i have ever had in their asses. __________________ It's not that I'm lazy...it's that I just don't care. - zzZ...

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Nov 22nd, 2002, 02:54 AM	#6
Vic Viper Nero Must Die ! Joined: Jul 2002 Location: los angeles, CA Posts: 1,704	Re: If you could go back in time, how many asses would you kick? hmmmmm, me thinks, Hitler and napoleon would be on top of my hit list.. damn anti-christ.. spatula, just one Q. why jesus ?? __________________

Nov 22nd, 2002, 11:18 AM	#7
ssjtrunks13 Results May Vary Joined: Sep 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 2,712	I would kick all the people who put me down over the years in the ass.

Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:19 PM	#8
Darkness 4 Hire Hero of Darkness Joined: Sep 2002 Location: In between the depths of Time Age: 40 Posts: 122	If i could back in time i'd say i would have whooped the hell out of serveral people that f***ed with me over the years...they all would pay dearly. To many people to keep track of. __________________

Nov 22nd, 2002, 04:29 PM	#9
Sword 4 Hire Retired... Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Swamp hill. Age: 37 Posts: 1,632	Well to be quite honest I really wouldn't care. The sheer excitement of going back in time would lead me to kicking so much ass I wouldn't even be counting...I'd like to take out an entire ancient village with my fists...that'd rule... __________________ and for now the tired soldier sheathes his sword...

Nov 22nd, 2002, 05:46 PM	#11
kupoartist .illustrated.thingy. Joined: Mar 2002 Location: pixel-land Age: 37 Posts: 2,576	I'd prefer to use the time travel to investigate into the validity of the claims that certain people existed, or where as history says them to be. It'd be wrong to change the past, but at least I could change the future by informing everyone of the true past (causality is bad bad bad ^_^) __________________ ~ the kupoartistry network ~ puppeteer ~ forever loyal ~ illustrated girl ~ arbitrary imposition ~ moonlight butterfly ~ うらぎりもの ~

Nov 22nd, 2002, 10:17 PM	#13
FlexMasterRice Beauty is here! Joined: Oct 2002 Location: Bed Posts: 156	I would show people video games and get them addicted even earlier. HAHAHAHAHAH Then when Nintendo first came out, i'd break it and then show them a PS2. HAHAHAHA __________________ It's not that I'm lazy...it's that I just don't care. - zzZ...

Nov 23rd, 2002, 08:52 AM	#14
furry_spatula Banned Member Joined: Nov 2002 Location: U.S. Posts: 276	heh, you're stupid

Nov 23rd, 2002, 09:34 AM	#15
Hylas Now or Never Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Zürich Age: 42 Posts: 2,456	Not many asses, maybe one or two. I've kicked the others already

Nov 23rd, 2002, 11:06 AM	#16
AudioBoxer Banned Member Joined: Jul 2002 Location: Some white padded room? Posts: 899	Well, I wouldnt have to go back and kick a kids arse, I would go back and F*cking kill Hilter!

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