DBZ: The Weakest Link!

happy_doughnut · May 7th, 2002, 12:26 AM

Round 1
*This scene takes place at the stage of the show The Weakest Link. In from the side of the stage enters Anne Robinson to introduce tonight's players.*

Anne Robinson: Hello and welcome to the Weakest Link, I'm Anne Robinson, and tonight we have 8 contestants who are competing for up to a Million Dollars in cash. But because they are so dense, they have absolutely no chance of winning the money no matter how dumb a question we ask them to answer. Lets meet these Dregs of Society. From left to right, we have Goku, Piccolo,Vegita
Freezer, Majin Buu, Cell, Brolly and Kuririn.

Brolly: KAKAROTTO!

Anne: Yes... well anyways lets begin shall we, the rules are painfully obvious, you answer a question correctly and you receive money and make a chain. If you answer incorrectly you break the chain and have to start over again. To keep the money you earn you must say bank to save the money, but this causes a new chain to be formed making your round goal impossible to achieve. Any questions?
Kuririn: Does anyone get what she's saying?
Freeza: Shut up Hairdo! I'm playing for keeps, I need to win or else I'll get evicted.
Vegeta: You deserve it you woman voiced wierdo!
Anne: (devil horns sprout) SILENCE MAGGOTS!
Contestants: (shut up)
Anne: Alright Goku! You look the dumbest so lets start with you. What is the color of the white house?
Goku: Blue!
Vegeta:Moron! It's black!
Anne: Incorrect! Piccolo, if I have 34.5 kiloliters of Iodine Phosphate chilled to a temperature of 500 degrees Centigrade, what does the formula transmute into after 5 minutes?
Piccolo: What!? Are those even words!?
Anne: Incorrect. Vegeta what is the name of the current President of the United States.
Vegeta: (mutters) it would have been me if I had my way. But it's Gore.
Anne: You are a dumb ass and that's incorrect.
Freezer: (whispers to Cell) She's the devil incarnate.
Anne: Freezer... Who discovered America?
Freezer: BANK!
Anne: Right. Lets move on... Cell, how many quarters are in a dollar?
Cell: 4
Anne: Correct. Finally one of you dimwits finally gets it right. Moving along, Majin Buu, what's your favorite color?
Buu: Buu!
Anne: Blue is the correct answer.
Vegeta: He said Buu, not blue, you British witch!
Anne: MOVING ALONG! Brolly, who was the man that single handedly fought and lost to Majin Vegeta during the World Martial Arts Tournament?
Brolly: KAKAROTTO!
Anne: Correct!
Piccolo: What kind of question is THAT!?
Anne: Oh... well that's all the time we have for this round, because you did not shout bank in time... I'm going to have to take away all your money, leaving you with nothing. Now it's time to vote off... the Weakest Link.
Announcer: Since these 8 were so slow there is no way to tell just who is the weakest link and who is the strongest, but it doesn't matter, because my money's on Kuririn.
Anne: Alright dimwits, its time to look at your votes.
Goku: Kuririn.
Piccolo: Kuririn.
Vegeta: Kuririn.
Kuririn: Kuririn.
Freezer: Kuririn.
Cell: Kuririn.
Buu: Kuririn.
Brolly: KAKAROTTO!
Anne: Vegeta... any reason you voted for Kuririn?
Vegeta: You have to ask? Come on... he's a loser.
Anne: Kurirn, anything you want to say to that?
Kuririn: Nope, I am a loser, so I guess I'm gone then.
Anne: Well then, its votes that count, so Kuririn you ARE the Weakest Link.. Good bye.
Kuririn: (walks off the stage and out)
(Scene changes to an interview)
Kuririn: Yeah... I'm a loser... I suck... My wife can kick my ass... I know, I'm whipped. I'm a human punching bag. Yeah. I really hate Buu. He's the next to go.
Anne: Well that's the end of Round One! We'll be back after these messages

To Be Continued

Or maybe not...

BTW: Had, I tried but since you took FOREVER I only had time to write it up with these characters!

Infernal Mass · May 7th, 2002, 12:34 AM

that was great mena

JC Denton · May 7th, 2002, 04:36 PM

cool,
but why did you use krillan's japanesse spelling/name
some people wont know who he is.
that was good, but piccolo is spose to be cleaver i thought?
oh well, just me nagging,

le legende della suuuuper sayyyyain,
(that doesn't make any sense, even in italian but it is what all the characters seem to be saying over and over again in one of the dbz movies which happend to be in italian)
nanjij couldn't get an english one

Indrid Cold · Jun 13th, 2002, 09:44 PM

Cool poem Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

JC Denton · Jun 14th, 2002, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Indrid Cold
Cool poem Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

hmm are you sure its a poem,

007_JamesBond · Jun 14th, 2002, 01:41 PM

I love it I hope that there is more, lol

Indrid Cold · Jun 14th, 2002, 01:54 PM

Sorry i made a mistake, i wrote poem. No its not a poem.

Qjij_jijQ · Jun 15th, 2002, 10:40 PM

Excellent work littl' Mena... I'm quite impressed !

I like your style.

Beretta55 · Jun 15th, 2002, 10:54 PM

awsome story mena i hope you continue it.

Cannibal Clown · Jun 16th, 2002, 05:49 PM

Wow Mena, I had no idea you liked DBZ. Well anyways, cool fanfic. I enjoyed reading it.

Frozen · Jul 15th, 2002, 01:58 AM

That was real funny my dear Mena

I hope we'll see the continuation soon

Female_Vivi · Jul 22nd, 2002, 07:43 AM

Hahahaha. That was awsome, can't wait to read the sequal.

Solidus · Jul 22nd, 2002, 03:40 PM

That was pretty funny.

x157anz · Jul 22nd, 2002, 04:03 PM

HeHe ,
thats great mena !

Sword 4 Hire · Jul 22nd, 2002, 06:34 PM

Wow...cool idea...keep em comin!

May 7th, 2002, 12:26 AM	#1
happy_doughnut just a rolling stone Joined: Apr 2002 Location: of what? Posts: 1,561	DBZ: The Weakest Link! Round 1 This scene takes place at the stage of the show The Weakest Link. In from the side of the stage enters Anne Robinson to introduce tonight's players. Anne Robinson: Hello and welcome to the Weakest Link, I'm Anne Robinson, and tonight we have 8 contestants who are competing for up to a Million Dollars in cash. But because they are so dense, they have absolutely no chance of winning the money no matter how dumb a question we ask them to answer. Lets meet these Dregs of Society. From left to right, we have Goku, Piccolo,Vegita Freezer, Majin Buu, Cell, Brolly and Kuririn. Brolly: KAKAROTTO! Anne: Yes... well anyways lets begin shall we, the rules are painfully obvious, you answer a question correctly and you receive money and make a chain. If you answer incorrectly you break the chain and have to start over again. To keep the money you earn you must say bank to save the money, but this causes a new chain to be formed making your round goal impossible to achieve. Any questions? Kuririn: Does anyone get what she's saying? Freeza: Shut up Hairdo! I'm playing for keeps, I need to win or else I'll get evicted. Vegeta: You deserve it you woman voiced wierdo! Anne: (devil horns sprout) SILENCE MAGGOTS! Contestants: (shut up) Anne: Alright Goku! You look the dumbest so lets start with you. What is the color of the white house? Goku: Blue! Vegeta:Moron! It's black! Anne: Incorrect! Piccolo, if I have 34.5 kiloliters of Iodine Phosphate chilled to a temperature of 500 degrees Centigrade, what does the formula transmute into after 5 minutes? Piccolo: What!? Are those even words!? Anne: Incorrect. Vegeta what is the name of the current President of the United States. Vegeta: (mutters) it would have been me if I had my way. But it's Gore. Anne: You are a dumb ass and that's incorrect. Freezer: (whispers to Cell) She's the devil incarnate. Anne: Freezer... Who discovered America? Freezer: BANK! Anne: Right. Lets move on... Cell, how many quarters are in a dollar? Cell: 4 Anne: Correct. Finally one of you dimwits finally gets it right. Moving along, Majin Buu, what's your favorite color? Buu: Buu! Anne: Blue is the correct answer. Vegeta: He said Buu, not blue, you British witch! Anne: MOVING ALONG! Brolly, who was the man that single handedly fought and lost to Majin Vegeta during the World Martial Arts Tournament? Brolly: KAKAROTTO! Anne: Correct! Piccolo: What kind of question is THAT!? Anne: Oh... well that's all the time we have for this round, because you did not shout bank in time... I'm going to have to take away all your money, leaving you with nothing. Now it's time to vote off... the Weakest Link. Announcer: Since these 8 were so slow there is no way to tell just who is the weakest link and who is the strongest, but it doesn't matter, because my money's on Kuririn. Anne: Alright dimwits, its time to look at your votes. Goku: Kuririn. Piccolo: Kuririn. Vegeta: Kuririn. Kuririn: Kuririn. Freezer: Kuririn. Cell: Kuririn. Buu: Kuririn. Brolly: KAKAROTTO! Anne: Vegeta... any reason you voted for Kuririn? Vegeta: You have to ask? Come on... he's a loser. Anne: Kurirn, anything you want to say to that? Kuririn: Nope, I am a loser, so I guess I'm gone then. Anne: Well then, its votes that count, so Kuririn you ARE the Weakest Link.. Good bye. Kuririn: (walks off the stage and out) (Scene changes to an interview) Kuririn: Yeah... I'm a loser... I suck... My wife can kick my ass... I know, I'm whipped. I'm a human punching bag. Yeah. I really hate Buu. He's the next to go. Anne: Well that's the end of Round One! We'll be back after these messages To Be Continued Or maybe not... BTW: Had, I tried but since you took FOREVER I only had time to write it up with these characters!

May 7th, 2002, 12:34 AM	#2
Infernal Mass pariah Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 2,385	that was great mena __________________

May 7th, 2002, 04:36 PM	#3
JC Denton HERO! Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Cambridgeshire,England Posts: 695	cool, but why did you use krillan's japanesse spelling/name some people wont know who he is. that was good, but piccolo is spose to be cleaver i thought? oh well, just me nagging, le legende della suuuuper sayyyyain, (that doesn't make any sense, even in italian but it is what all the characters seem to be saying over and over again in one of the dbz movies which happend to be in italian) nanjij couldn't get an english one __________________ HERO WANNABE!!

Jun 14th, 2002, 01:41 PM	#6
007_JamesBond Angel of Darkness Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Everywhere, but then again nowhere Age: 38 Posts: 1,692	I love it I hope that there is more, lol __________________ Vini Vidi Vici victory comes to those who want it the most i am only mearly surviving

Jun 15th, 2002, 10:54 PM	#9
Beretta55 Reached for the sky Joined: May 2002 Location: The road less traveled Age: 34 Posts: 2,465	awsome story mena i hope you continue it. __________________

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Jun 13th, 2002, 09:44 PM	#4
Indrid Cold Banned Joined: Jun 2002 Location: Zapadocesky Czech Republic Age: 41 Posts: 298	Cool poem Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Jun 14th, 2002, 01:54 PM	#7
Indrid Cold Banned Joined: Jun 2002 Location: Zapadocesky Czech Republic Age: 41 Posts: 298	Sorry i made a mistake, i wrote poem. No its not a poem.

Jun 15th, 2002, 10:40 PM	#8
Qjij_jijQ Iroquois Jack Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Montréal Age: 40 Posts: 672	Excellent work littl' Mena... I'm quite impressed ! I like your style.

Jun 16th, 2002, 05:49 PM	#10
Cannibal Clown Taijutsu Master Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Konoha Village Age: 38 Posts: 2,129	Wow Mena, I had no idea you liked DBZ. Well anyways, cool fanfic. I enjoyed reading it. __________________ If you could see the future, would you try to change it? Would you keep trying... even if you knew you would always fail?

Jul 15th, 2002, 01:58 AM	#11
Frozen Dante May Cry Joined: May 2002 Location: America's Guard of Honor: 82nd Airborne Division Age: 40 Posts: 1,523	That was real funny my dear Mena I hope we'll see the continuation soon __________________

Jul 22nd, 2002, 07:43 AM	#12
Female_Vivi Pointy Hats Girl Joined: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Age: 38 Posts: 72	Hahahaha. That was awsome, can't wait to read the sequal.

Jul 22nd, 2002, 03:40 PM	#13
Solidus Registered User Joined: Jul 2002 Location: Lodoss Age: 36 Posts: 46	That was pretty funny.

Jul 22nd, 2002, 04:03 PM	#14
x157anz . Joined: Jan 2002 Location: England Age: 37 Posts: 628	HeHe , thats great mena ! __________________ Current FFX Position:. COMPLETED - somebody hand me a tissue :'(

Jul 22nd, 2002, 06:34 PM	#15
Sword 4 Hire Retired... Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Swamp hill. Age: 37 Posts: 1,632	Wow...cool idea...keep em comin! __________________ and for now the tired soldier sheathes his sword...

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