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Jul 8th, 2003, 01:51 PM | #1 |
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Surrealist compliments
Well, another thread reminded me of this silly page which randomly generates compliments in Surrealist style. If you'd like to know how Salvador Dali would probably compliment you, give it a try!
That's wat I've been told: You have no socially redeeming value. Is that a compliment? |
Jul 8th, 2003, 01:56 PM | #2 |
Reached for the sky
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Location: The road less traveled
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You are more beautiful than a bouquet of fossils
i feel so loved!
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Jul 8th, 2003, 01:59 PM | #3 |
Over the edge
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Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!
Its good for something...
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Jul 8th, 2003, 02:19 PM | #4 |
Techno Artist
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Location: Global
Age: 40
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Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.
i'm speechless
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Jul 8th, 2003, 02:56 PM | #5 | |
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I can't stop being envious reading this! It is so much better than mine! |
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Jul 8th, 2003, 03:37 PM | #6 |
Sketch Penguin
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Location: Canada
Age: 35
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Kanseller din ekstreme hundekjeks innen det virtuelle livmorsfälget eksellerer.
Well, thats special |
Jul 8th, 2003, 04:37 PM | #7 |
Talk to the hand
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Location: Manchester
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The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism.
I feel like a woman.
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Jul 8th, 2003, 06:29 PM | #8 |
Victory is Mine!
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Location: :O
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"May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen. "
Yay? |
Jul 8th, 2003, 08:17 PM | #9 |
.red house.
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Location: canada
Age: 38
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Your soul contains all that is found in insects, pigs and vermin.
AND black stuff! Geez, I think I'm complimented but Dali himself would've remembered the black stuff! |
Jul 8th, 2003, 08:24 PM | #10 |
goon squad
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Location: Canada
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'Where it not for the dizzy whiptail ambivalence of your crumbling fleece, I could never contemplate the ways of so many merchant bankers in heat. '
I think he liiiikes me. Ahahha, Dan, you actually made me LOL! That ruled. |
Jul 9th, 2003, 01:12 AM | #11 |
misfit
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Location: graveyard...diggin' up her bones
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You are a banana moon subverting the sun
Nothing can bring me down today after this.....
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Jul 9th, 2003, 02:27 AM | #12 |
Enemy or Ally?
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"Flies dance operas to your wisdom."
Hm...I don't know if I should feel offended or not...
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Jul 9th, 2003, 03:06 AM | #13 | |
Beneath the Shadow
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Jul 10th, 2003, 02:53 PM | #14 |
.illustrated.thingy.
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"Your sunburnt skin is as beautiful as gangrenous flesh peeled from an amputated limb." ... well, thats sure made me feel great about myself
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Jul 10th, 2003, 03:05 PM | #15 |
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Though I may never see you again, I wish you the warmest clam chowder, the finest of embalmings, and the best in stainless steel cadaver pans that money can buy.
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Jul 10th, 2003, 07:22 PM | #16 |
Results May Vary
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Age: 38
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Your great Cerebral Hemetoma leaves me to congratulate you on your ablility to calculate the Lesbian worth of a Macaroon.
I think that was it(I closed the window cause I thought I copied it but didn't) Anyway, it's close enough and you should get the idea. |
Jul 12th, 2003, 02:48 AM | #17 |
pazparacolombia
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Location: Restless dreams...
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Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty deritus that is you.
That was creepy I didn't know something so random I've never seen before in my life could know me so well! _RED_ stuff
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Jul 12th, 2003, 11:51 AM | #18 | |
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