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Feb 4th, 2002, 02:48 PM | #1 |
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Jokes
im a little bored so has anyone got any decent jokes to tell?
not a brilliant thread but oh well.
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Feb 6th, 2002, 09:05 AM | #2 |
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what do u call a man with rabbits up his ass?
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Feb 6th, 2002, 09:09 AM | #3 |
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this may not be a joke but soul angel and mourdor are really cool
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Feb 7th, 2002, 02:53 PM | #5 |
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pull my finger
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Feb 8th, 2002, 12:25 PM | #7 |
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Here is one.
There were 3 guys walking through the desert, an average joee, G.W. Bush, and Bin Laden. as they were walking through the desert they found a magic lamp, tthey rubbed it and a genie popped out, I will grant you 1 wish each he said. The 1st guy asked for riches beyond imagine, Bin Laden then said I want you to build a wall arounf my country to prtect my people, from the world, and it was done. Bush then asked the genie tell me about this wall, Genie says it is about 50 feet tall, nd impenetrable, Ok bush says, Fill it with water. Ha Ha I have tons more.
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Mar 2nd, 2002, 08:32 PM | #8 |
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Here's one.......A guy is walking on a beach and he comes up to this girl with no arms and no legs and she is crying.He goes up to her and ask why are you crying and she response."ive never been kissed before"and then the guy kisses her and she stops crying and he walks off.Then as the guy is walking back he see's the same girl crying and ask why are you still crying and she response i've never been screwed before.And then the guy picks up her body and whips it in the ocean and says now your screwed.
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Mar 2nd, 2002, 08:40 PM | #9 |
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Heh, heh....that's a good one, SSSnake.
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Mar 2nd, 2002, 08:46 PM | #10 |
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Hay thanx,i can't believe that i got this far this fast,makg eat your heart out hehe
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Mar 2nd, 2002, 08:53 PM | #11 |
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Well, ya can't blame the guy. He's been gone for a while. I remember at the old forum, he got so many! But...back to the topic....I don't know if I have any jokes. I read a lot of men's jokes in guy magazines, like Maximum....but I have to go and find them....
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Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:30 PM | #12 |
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here goes:
three guys come from a trip they go to get checked for stds first one comes out "AIDS" shoots himself and blows his brains all over the floor second one comes out "AIDS" opens a botte of acid and drinks it third one comes out "Wheeee I got Syphilis!!!"
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Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:31 PM | #13 |
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LMAO..... oh thats good
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Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:38 PM | #14 |
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thx, here's another one
a thief sees that everyone left the house, so he knocks on the door "who's there" is a reply of a small boy's voice "it's me! open up" thief tries to mimic his voice "no" states the little boy "who's there?" thief asks "just me and jack" says the boy "how old are you?" "7" "how old is jack?" "3" the thief laughs and breaks the door only to see a 2 year old st bernard dog jump at his balls
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Lol .
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Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:42 PM | #16 |
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ROFL I wonder what happened to the thief later...
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Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:44 PM | #17 | |
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Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:55 PM | #18 |
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I'm glad you like my jokes, another one:
A boy's mom comes home and he says "Mom, dad and miss Jenna were doing something in the bedroom, they were....!" mom interrupts him and says "say it at the family table" so dinner time comes and the boy says "mom, dad and miss Jenna were doing something in the bedroom, they were doing the exact same thing you and mr Mort were doing last week!"
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Mar 2nd, 2002, 09:58 PM | #19 |
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Ha thats good.The kid must be some kind of spy
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Mar 2nd, 2002, 10:02 PM | #20 |
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hey the more the marrier, eh?
I'll think of some more if I can, sometime other than this =P
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