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Old Jan 23rd, 2002, 04:40 PM   #1
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Cool Metal Gear <Fan Fiction> Cafe De Game!

Well Here, I Am Posting This Again.....!......Not For The Old Members....But For The New Ones Who'll Be Joining Here Soon!

Have Fun ...... All U New Members! Have A Great Time!


Just A Fiction I Made Long Time Back Now!



Metal Gear Solid Fan Fiction!

LOCATION: Gaming Cafeteria, “CAFÉ DA GAME” Where All Hot Famous COOL Video Games Characters Come To CHILL!
Time: 7:30pm

Situation: Metal Gear Characters Having A Coffee.


On The Table, There Are 6 People Sitting. Which Includes, Solid Snake, Liquid, Meryl, Sniper Wolf, Vamp, And Gray Fox.

In A Matter Of Seconds………As The Coffee Goes In!

Snake: Hmmm……….This Coffee Isn’t That Great, Meryl, Didn’t I Tell U to Put 3 Spoons Of Sugar In It?

Meryl: Oh Yeah Honey, I Did……..Ok Have More Sugar.

Snake: Nah……Its Alright I Am Not In Mood Of Drinking This Coffee Anymore.

Sniper: My God Snake, There Is A Limit To Being Choosy And All

Meryl: Watch It Girl……He Can Do Whatever He Feels Like So Stay Out Of It.

Sniper: Whatever!

Gray Fox: Hey Snake, Did U Ask Hideo Kojima Why He Didn’t Put Me In MGS2, Man I Was Looking Forward To It

Snake: I Asked Him, He Said He’ll Tell Me Soon……..And Anyways, Man U Died In The MSX Version And Still Came Back On PS1. Shouldn’t U Be Happy With that. And Became the Most Popular Character. GIVE ME A BREAK NOW… .I MEAN ITS METAL GEAR SOLID!!!! There Is THIS BIG “SOLID” Attached To The Game’s NAME. I DON’T See… Metal Gear Fox, Or Metal Gear Ninja Anywhere. I Mean, He Didn’t Even Made Me The MAIN CHARACTER This Time Around So….Please!! GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meryl: Honey Calm Down Please Sweetie…….

Snake: Yeah ok….. I Am Alright…..Just Tell This Throat Guy To Shut His Mouth, Hes Bugging Me Now

Gray Fox: (in a whiny manner) But I Just Asked A Simple Question.


Vamp While Looking At Gray Fox…………..

Vamp: Fox, I Am Afraid I Have Taken Ure Place, Cause I Am The Never Ending
Character, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha……

Liquid: Oh Please………….Just Shut Up Vamp.

Vamp: Hey Atleast I Am Better Then U Liquid. Ure There Only To Give Pleasures To
Revolver. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha….


Liquid Takes His Gun Out And Points Toward Vamp…….


Snake: U Crazy Brother?…..This Is A Public Place, Keep That Gun Down

Liquid: Then Till This Blood Sucking Maniac to Shut His Mouth

Snake: Vamp, Drop It

Vamp: Yeah As If I Am Gonna Listen to You…

Meryl: U Better!!!!

Vamp: Oh Well, Anything For U……My Sweet Meryl.

Snake:…..Hmm………Ok…….


Otacon Enters, As He Is Done With His Washroom.


Snake: Man U Took Long Inside There….U Having Stomach Problem?

Otacon: Yeah Snake, I Ate A Parrot Today. It Was Really Nice, But Now…Ughh..

Sniper: Stupid Man.

Otacon: Did U Say Something Sweetie?.

Sniper: I Said Ure Stupid

Otacon: Ooh That’s So Romantic, Do U Want Anything Sweetie?

Sniper: Ok Get A Hot Dog. And Make Sure Its Hot. Or The Bullet Will Rise Again

Otacon: Oh Sure, I’ll Get In No Time.

Otacon Walks Towards the Counter To Get Some Hotdog, And Suddenly Bumps Into A Female, Wearing Black Suit Gear, Has Red Hair, Fully Equiped.

Otacon: Oh I Am Sorry, U See My Eye Vision Isn’t That Great….So…

Unknown Female: Its Alright, Perhaps U Can Do Me A Favour For Bumping Into Me

Otacon: A Favour?….

Unknown Female: Yes A Favour…..Can U Pass this Note To Snake?

Otacon: Ok Sure, But Which Snake, Solid, Liquid, Solidus. There Are So Many Now..

Unknown Female: (Rolling Her Eyes)…….Solid Snake.

Otacon: Yeah Sure Why Not…….But Who Are U Anyways……

Unknown Female: U’ll Know Soon………..


Otacon Walks Away To Get Some Hotdog, The Unknown Female Walks And Sits Two Tables Away Where The Metal Gear Characters Are Having A Blast.

Back To The Table.


Vamp: Its Been Long, Where Is Everybody Else?

Grey Fox: Yeah, Solidus Said that He’d Be Here With Fortune And Olga At 7:45pm, Its Almost 8pm Now.

Sniper: Ogghhhh…..That Female….Olga..

Snake: Whats Wrong With Her. She Seems Nice.

Meryl: Ooh OK. I Didn’t Know that!!!!!…

Snake: What? Have U Even Tried Talking to Her??

Meryl: No, And I Don’t Intend To Talk To Females Who Just don’t Know Anything But To Hit On My Boyfriend.

Liquid: Man Ure Possisive.

Snake: Hmm….But I Like That…..(Kisses Meryl On Her Cheeck)
Meryl: I Love You Too

Sniper: Ok ENOUGH Of This BullShit.

Liquid: Why, Whats Wrong With You? And Why Do U Hate Olga Anyway

Sniper: Cause She Thinks She Is A Better Shooter Then I Am. She Doesn’t Know That World’s Best Sniper In the World Are Females

Liquid: And Hmmm…….What Is She THEN???? A She-Male?..YUKH

Sniper: U Never Know!

Snake: Cut It Loose Guys, She Is A Nice Person I Know Her.

Meryl: How Do U Happen To Know Her Sooo WELL?

Snake: Well When We Were Getting Designed By Konami, They Sometimes Took Coffee Break And Left Us Alone On The Monitor Screens With No Back Ground. So We Had Nothing Else To Do But Talk, She Is A Good Talker And A Listener.

Meryl: Hmph!!!. I Will Never Forgive Kojima For That.

Gray Fox: I Wont Either. But I Have Other Reasons

Snake: Shut Up. He’s Great. And Sniper. Ure Jealous Of Olga Cause She Can Do The Same Stuff With A USP Pistol What U Can Do With A PSG1 (A Sniper Rifle). So She Is Better Then U

Sniper: Will U Shut Up Or Meryl Gets It Again, And This Time Right Into Her Heart

Snake: Try It! I Dare You!


Sniper Starts To Sweat And Starts Looking Left And Right As She Is Surrounded By Snake’s Allies. And Well……..Shuts Up.

From The Café’s Entrance Joins In Now Solidus, Olga, And Fortune.


Solidus: Hello Brothers, How Are U, Sorry We Are Late, Foture Had to Do Some Extra Make Up today.

Fortune: Don’t Blame It On Me, Olga was Driving, And Man She Is A Pathetic Driver.

Olga: Atleast I Have a License, UNLIKE U!!
Fortune: I Am Getting Mine Next Week! And My Dad Is Buying Me A Brand New BMW 5 Series! WOW!!!!!

Meryl: Really, Wow That’s Great, Pic Me Up At 8, Next Week. Alright.

Fortune: Sure Why Not. We’ll Go Shopping And Cruisin!!!!

Snake: (While Closing His Eyes) (Saying It Slowly) ….. Girls…..Hmm..

Solidus: Hey Liquid I Asked Kojima To take U In, As In Ure WHOLE Body In The Next Game, And He Agreed.

Liquid: REALLY? Wow Thank U So Much Big Brother. I Knew He’d Listen To You.

Olga: Wow That’s Great, Too Bad I cant Come In, cause I Am Just A One Episode Character (Starts Sobbing)

Snake: Hey Don’t Say That, I’ll Ask Kojima To Put U In Somehow. Don’t Worry! Trust Me

Meryl: Snake, U Didn’t Try Asking Kojima to Put Me In???.!!!

Snake: Oh.. Hmm… No,, I Mean Yeah…. I dunno… #$%# … Hmm…….(Starts Looking Elsewhere)


Comes In Otacon With Hotdogs And Some Soft Drinks!


Otacon: Here U Go Sweetie (Handing The Hotdog To Sniper)

Sniper: What Took To So Long, Ure Late! I Am Feeling Hungry Anymore

Otacons: I Swear To God It Wasn’t My Mistake It was the Line, Its So Big And… And..

Sniper: Oh Shut Up.

Otacon: Whatever U Say Sweetie

Fortune: (While Looking At Otacon) What A Looser)

Otacon: Hey Snake…..I have something For You

Snake: For Me? Another Mission? A New Prototype Of Metal Gear? Not Again!

Otacon: Calm Down Snake, Its Just A Note From This Mysterious Female
Meryl Starts Getting Suspicious, As She Looks At The Note.
Otacon Hands The Note To Snake.


Meryl: Honey…

Snake: Yes…

Meryl: Can We Share That Note?

Snake: No…

Meryl: Hmph.



Snake While Reading The Note (Rises His Eye Brows) Which Reads “Ure Looking Sexy Like Always, Care To See If I Am Any Good, Look At Ure Right Two Tables Away”


Snake Looks At His Right And Notices The Famale

Snake: Hmm…. Nice!

Meryl: What Is Nice?? What Is Nice?

Snake: Nothing, The Coffee…!

Solidus: Hey Snake, What Is It?

Snake: Nothing Brother, Just A Simple Message

Solidus: Message From?…



Fortune As Looking At The SAME VERY TABLE. And Notices the Female!


Fortune: Hey Isn’t That Regina From Dino Crises 1 And 2.??

Grey Fox: Yeah, Shes Hot!

Liquid: She Is Alright But I Prefer Clair Redfield.

Solidus: I Don’t Mind Any Of Em. Both Are Nice! He He He he
Vamp: Yumm, This Female Looks Like She’ll Taste Good For Tonight

Fox: Stay Away From Her U .. U … U… Dracula

Vamp: Stop Me If U Can.


Vamp Walks Towards Regina’s Table And Sits Down Without Asking.


Regina: Can I Help U!

Vamp: Ofcourse U Can

Regina: And How..?.

Vamp: By Being My Date For Tonight

Regina: Hmm…(Smells Something) …..U Didn’t Drink Any Coffee Here Did U?

Vamp: Why, Does It Matter?

Regine: Yes Cause then U Wouldn’t Smell Of BLOOD That Much. Can U Please Leave Me Alone!?


Snake Shouts Out!

Snake: Vamp, Come Back Here I Have Ure Blood Bottles We Got From The Hospital On The Way Here.

Vamp: Ok……(Looking At Regina)…..Ure A Very Lucky Girl.

Regina: Not Yet, That’s All I Know

Vamp: Then When?

Regina: When I Join Ure Table

Vamp: You Are Most Welcome


Vamp And Regina Comes And Joins The BIG Metal Gear Table.
There Is Silence No One Is talking. Just Stairing At Their Coffee’s And Each Other.
Suddenly…….

Regina: Snake, So Have U Started On Ure Next Project?

Snake: Hmm..No But I Am Looking Forward To It!

Meryl: Yes, Snake And I Are Looking Forward To It. As We Are Going Out For More Then 3 Years Now!

Regina: Oh, How Intresting. Snake Would U Like To Come With Me I Wanna Show U Something.

Snake: What?

Regina: It’s a Secret, Or Should I Say A Surprise

Meryl: No, He Is Not Going Anywhere. Show It Here Infront Of Us

Regina: I Cant, ……. So Ure Coming Snake.

Snake: Hmm.. Yeah Sure Why Not! But Make It Quick! I Need To Talk To Ocelot About Metal Gear Solid 3. As He Will Joining Us Soon!

Regina: Sure It’ll Take 15 Minutes Only.


Regina And Snake Walks Away Towards the EXIT. As the Whole Metal Gear Team Is Shocked, And More Then Anyone Meryl!…….


TO BE CONT……….!
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Old Jan 23rd, 2002, 04:42 PM   #2
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AAAHHH!!!
Cool idea! You posted your amazing fiction in the new forums!!
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Old Jan 23rd, 2002, 04:47 PM   #3
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Thanks Fortune For The Compliment. But I Have To Post Them And Bring These Forums To The Place Where They Were! And Soon We'll Reach That Spot! Very Soon Infact. Inshallah!
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Old Jan 23rd, 2002, 04:51 PM   #4
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I guess you're right!

And your fiction is a good start to brighten this place!
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Old Jan 23rd, 2002, 04:52 PM   #5
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Yay!!!!!!
Great to see your MGS fan fiction story back here Makg!
I hope you post the rest of it here soon too
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Old Jan 23rd, 2002, 04:54 PM   #6
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Sure! He MUST post the rest of the story!
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Old Jan 23rd, 2002, 04:58 PM   #7
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LOL ..... I Will...Slowly Slowly!

But Soul U Should Put On Ure Magikala Soon Too!.!
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Old Jan 24th, 2002, 01:54 PM   #8
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is this the same as ure old one. i didnt want to sit there and read it again if ive already read. not that i dont want to read it its a wicked story
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Old Jan 24th, 2002, 03:41 PM   #9
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Yeah it is the first part of the story nanjij!
Makg is just re posting it again for thoughs who didn't get a chance to read it like when newbies come and join us!
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Old Jan 26th, 2002, 09:40 PM   #10
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I read a portion of it and its good.
I can't read long stories, that aren't in books.
Great that you posted it here again.
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Old Jan 26th, 2002, 11:36 PM   #11
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But Soul U Should Put On Ure Magikala Soon Too!.!
Don't worry I will start reposting it again very soon, I'll also try and make each chapter more shorter to!
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Old Feb 16th, 2002, 12:58 AM   #12
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i read it for 1st time man i really like this lol its preatty funny and interesting hurry hurry post some more
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heheheheheheheheheheheheh........thats great mak g you r a true fan of metal gear series
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Old Mar 9th, 2002, 03:32 PM   #14
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heheheheheheheheheheheheh........thats great mak g you r a true fan of metal gear series
Thanks Devil Snake, Thats A Great Compliment. Thanks Alot For That. I Am Happy U Liked It!
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Old Mar 9th, 2002, 09:28 PM   #15
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Ha i love this fan fic,its my favorite.Makg definatley did excellent job in writing it.Tells that he really know the characters
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u r right snake
i ve noticed that he is one of the best fan of mgs 2.
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can u continue that story i wanna see what regina has to show snake great story too makes me
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Arrow Its ON!

Thanks Devil Snake For Saying That And Dante, The Second Chapter Is Already On The Forums. It May Be On The Second Page Or So....

And Thanks For Liking It!.!

I'll Post Up Soon, When I Reach Canada!.!
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Oh.. The Limit, I Am Sorry I'll Post All Chapter At Once Later.
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I read it all and Its very good.Its very long.But good////awesome
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