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[LoRd BanShee]

So which u know? Tell us, We need to get some girls in here! Best way is to get some is to flirt with em and lure em here

[Spirit]

hmmmmm you can be a gentleman to the ladies and get them in tat "polite" way if you will

[IcyMourdor]

[COLOR=sky blue]Okay...

-Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
-All those curves, and me with no brakes.
-Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
-Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
-Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
-Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
-Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
-Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
-Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
-Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
-Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
-Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
-Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?
-I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
-I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
-I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
-I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
-I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
-I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
-I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
-I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
-If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
-If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
-Is it hot in here or is it just you?
-Just where do those legs of yours end?
-Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
-Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
-So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
-Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
-Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
-Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
-Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
-Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
-Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
-What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
-What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
-Wow! Are those real?
-Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
-You are the reason men fall in love.
-You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
-You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
-You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
-You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
-You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
-You should be someone's wife.
-You're ugly but you intrigue me.
-You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.


That's all I have[/COLOR]

[kupoartist]

eww.... feeling sick...

Edit: What a way to celebrate 100 posts...

Edit2: I was spewing at the thought of most of the chat-up lines... A concise list though... You used the all?

[IcyMourdor]

[COLOR=sky blue]Artist, no spamming. Please edit you post so it actually has something to do with the thread.[/COLOR]

[Sleazy P Martini]

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