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[BowevelJoe]

hahaha 007 that was funny, lol throwing rocks at people riding by on bikes lol, im going to post my stuff for today soon, so be ready lol:p

[007_JamesBond]

Ill be waiting hope that it is good

[Cannibal Clown]

You're nuts. I hope you don't talk like this to people in person at school. They'll think you're insaine.

Ah, but what do I know, I say dumb sh*t like that to people all the time.

But perhaps that's why I have no friends and everyone wants to kill me or see me be killed.

So confusing I guess. But i'm not complaining. Keep writing. It's funny as he11

[BowevelJoe]

1.They tekk you that its what on the inside that count, inner beauty they call it, but all thats on the inside is blood and guts. Unless your a cannibal, i think thats sick!


2.Something fun to do if you have an asian friend:
Go to a restraunt and act like your speaking chinese/japanese etc. and he can act like hes translating what your saying


3. Things not to do
Spray on cologne in front of an open flame
Laugh when fat angry people fall down, you may be thier next meal
Try to clean up spilled coke with a broom
Put nails in a bottle of water & dry ice
Paint a small room with the door closed
Pick boogers with a fork
Tell a girl she looks OK

4. Always rememberm green eggs and ham are that color for a reason.

[JC Denton]

Thats really funny !!!

[Cannibal Clown]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by BowevelJoe
1.They tekk you that its what on the inside that count, inner beauty they call it, but all thats on the inside is blood and guts. Unless your a cannibal, i think thats sick!

Is that some sort of indirect insult?
I feel hurt. <Starts gnawing on own leg> MMMM tastes like chicken.

[007_JamesBond]

That was good, I have more that i will be posting soon.

Cannibal Clown you have friends, dont give me that.

[BowevelJoe]

1. They say that human cloning is bad, and should be illegal. We already support it, look theres the backstreet boys, N Stink, Oh-Town etc. There is a factory somwhere in the United States that produces these spawns of satan. One day someone will shove a wrench into this factory of pure evil and rock shall reign surpreme once again. Until then, we can always dance to polka in our underwear! Woohoo!

2.I remember back in the days when Ninja Turtles where "it". I wonder, if there was such thing as Kung Fu Beavers, would it have caught on the same? Maybe or maybe not, the names of these Beavers of good deeds? Chuck, Eddie, Petrified, and Oak? Perhaps, but we may never know...

3.Peanut butter has been known to be hazardous to your health, the side effects such as constipation, Pea-but sydrome, and Happy Slappy Clappy Pappy Hibbidy Jibbidy yeah buddy your gonna die now symptons have also occured. Dont be alarmed though, these only goes for you Jiffy folks

4.There once was a clown, a really sad clown. He tryed to make everyone happy. He spend most of his time eating ice cream. Only problem:He was lactose intolerant. Most people were scared of him, everywhere he went, the trail of green smog remained. They called him Smiley Smells. He was embarrased because of the squishy noise his pants made when he walked or sat down. He was always in need of a bathroom, he had wanted posters in gas stations across 15 states known as the "Happy Uni-Pooper" But they could never seem to get em. He once blew out the swer pipes of a banl. One minute the lady claims she was taking deposits and the next, she was knee deep in magical manure water. Smiley Smells quit the circus to go on a mission to clog up toilets all over the world. He even got Beano to sponser him on this great quest. One of these days we are going to read about this in our history books and be proud. Smiley smells is my hero!

[JC Denton]

Originally posted by BowevelJoe
1. They say that human cloning is bad, and should be illegal. We already support it, look theres the backstreet boys, N Stink, Oh-Town etc. There is a factory somwhere in the United States that produces these spawns of satan.

thats funny
but peanut butter can actually give you cancer, yes its true!, you have to eat about ten tons each day though.

[007_JamesBond]

Wow that was good, Joe.

Oh man I just had one, then I forgot it, just wait it will come to me.

[Cannibal Clown]

I just had a peanut butter sandwich as well. But now I have to go to the bathroom but I'm scared because what if he's down there, doing his majic right now? I want to keep my clothes clean and the bathroom smelling good, but this new meanase could be the bringer of all evil and when something like this gets control of the septics, then there is no stopping it.

[BowevelJoe]

aye, peanut butter poopie can be a mean one, LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!! Its digested salami, RUN FOR IT!!!

[007_JamesBond]

Watch out!!! Careful, and look out for nazi beavers. Another thing my great grand dad was so dumb during the Civil war he fought with the west. just kiddin

[BowevelJoe]

ah yeah, those damn nazi beavers, but what do you get when you get nazi beavers, and communist crocodiles? nothing silly, who ever heard of a beaverdile?

[007_JamesBond]

Yes they are hard to get rid of, when they come too close I stab at them with long pointy objects, U?

[JC Denton]

i sing s club 7 songs, they tend to turn green after five seconds and by six they have already connited suicide with whatever is at hand.

[BowevelJoe]

1.When i was younger i had an imagenary friend named Mr Blibby. Me and Blibby did everything together. When i got my first bike Mr Blibby got a motorcycle. Mr Blibby showed me how to go real fast on my bike then i ran into a stop sign. To make me feel better Mr Blibby hit a squirrel, but then he blew up, but thats ok, hes Mr Blibby. When i caught a frog, Blibby caught an alligator. When i was teaching Toadie how to jump, Alli was teaching Blibby how to eat people, but there werent any people so Alli ate Blibby. Thats ok, Blibby was made of magical ice cream that would never melt and alligators are lactose intolerant so Blibby was out in a jiffy. Once when i got some fire crackers Blibby got a daisy cutter. It was real neat because when it rained, the crater in my back yard became a pond. Mr Blibby sure was smart! It took me four weeks to Blibby back together, but that was ok, he made me a purple sno-cone. Me and Blibby had lots of exciting adventures together...

Should i right any more Blibby stories? tell my yes or no lol


2.Out of all teh things you can be alleric too why couldnt i be allergic to school!?!?!

3.If someone is goofy enough to name a country Turkey why not have a neat capital like Biscuit or gravy. Might as well throw in a city called stuffing and a town called Cranberry

4.THere are some pretty strange religions out there and one of these days i will find mine, the anti algebra one. God bless the anti mathmatitions!

5.How the heck did the eggplant get its name, its not shaped like an egg, its not the same color as an egg, it doesnt smell like an egg, it tastes nasty, so what the heck is it?! I put my money on alien crap.

6.They say that rock is dead, but it never was alive...or was it?!

[JC Denton]

how do you come up with this stuff.

mr blibby is alright, he can stay

[007_JamesBond]

When dealing with girls always do the opposite of what they say, ex- when they tell you that they dont want anything for their birthday get them something anyway or else youll get it later.

This is becoming quite a site.

Mr. Blibby is cool.

[BowevelJoe]

Aye, so true 007 be prepared, this is a LONG post lol


1.One hot summer day me and Blibby went to go swim out at Lake Wright Patman. I was scared, there were monsters at that lake. Blibby just laughed and told me not to worry. We went, and right when Blibby stepped in the water, a three headed catfish ate him! I ran away screaming, tripped over a rock, and got a mouthful of sand. After playing in the sand for an hour or so Blibby came back, but smelled like something had died and rotted for a week. I didnt know what to do so we went swimming again. BLibby didnt know how to swim so i threw him at a buoy. Blibby made a really weird noise and i noticed that some turtles were creeping up on ol Blibby. BLibby started throwing chocolate chips at them but the turtles just ate them. Blibby gave up and and began swimming torward m, well trying, and the turtles at his legs. I threw some rocks at the turtles and they finally left Poor legless Blibby alone. I swam out and threw him into the sand. Blibby hated the lake now and wanted to go home so he made a car out of sand and started driving hoe, but i threw a rock and blew out his front tires. Blibby was mad, when we got home it was going to be war.....

Part 2

On the way home Blibby wouldnt stop hitting me in the head with chocolate chips so i threw him out of the car window. Blibby hit the pavement with a splat and I watched him as he ran back to the car. Just as the light gurned green Blibby jumped through the window back into the car. BLibby was laughing and we were friends again. Blibby said when we get home we can feed the dog weird things and launch the cat from the giant sling shot we made between to trees. One time me and Blibby set a trap and caught an armadillo. Blibby wanted to light it on fire and do an indian dance around it, but instead i got a bunch of old medicene and crunched it up and fed it to the armadillo. The armadillo started making funny pootie noises and running into trees. I started hitting it with a stick and it started making duck noises. Blibby started to finish eating what the armadillo hadnt and started running around in circles and saying stuff like "Hurry! THe Baloney needs deoderant!" and "ROses are red, Violets are not I hope you all SQUAT AND ROT!!" I started to hit Blibby too, and after awhile he was ok, even though he had eaten over 15 medicenes at one time... Good ol Blibby...

Theres more to come if you want it...