Home  Appotography.com 
advertisement Tiny Crosswords - Made by MagnetiCatGames.com
Playstation 2 Fantasy - Everything about Playstation 2 Developed on Alienware! Search games!
  Register   Mark Forums Read   Calendar   Members   FAQ   Home  

Latest NewsReviewsPreviewsFeaturesScreenshotsContact Our Staff

Welcome to the PsFantasy.com Forums.
If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.



Go Back  PsFantasy.com Forums » General Forums » Creativity Forum

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old May 1st, 2002, 12:41 AM   #1
happy_doughnut
just a rolling stone
 
happy_doughnut's Avatar
 
Joined: Apr 2002
Location: of what?
Posts: 1,561
happy_doughnut is on a distinguished road
Angry Hadoken on Trial!



* THIS STORY TAKES PLACE AT THE PS2FANTASY COURT*

Meryl: Todays trial is of Hadoken vs. the Ps2Fantasy Community. The judge is the honorable Fortune. ALL RISE!!

(all the Ps2Fantasy members rise as Fortune walks in and sits on her throne chair)

Fortune:*Ahem*........HE'S GUILTYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Hadoken:

Crowd: Oh that Fortune woman!

Meryl: Will the defender in law, and the prosecutor please approach the bench.

JB: Good day, I am the district attorney, James Bond but you can call me JB.

CC: Hmph. I represent the defence. I am CC.

Fortune: Very well, I want this trial over as soon as possible, so don't try to pull any crap on me or else I'll roast ya and eat ya. Understood?

JB: Yes ma'am.

CC: Yes sir, I mean miss...

Fortune: Hmm, let's get this show on the road *snaps fingers* quickly!

JB: Dear humble, prestigious and kind people of the court, (voice is filled with hate and rage when he points at Hadoken) THIS MAN! (lowers it again) is responsible for a great evil, an evil which we have never encountered before. The boards have been INFECTED with a disgusting virus....HADOKEN AND HIS SPAM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

Hadoken: (in low tone of voice) Tsk tsk there's no need to exaggerate or anything...

CC: JB, dear Ps2Fantasy members,I'll we try to convince you to find some sort of "good point" in Hadonke's attempt to mock and thrash the boards, but...we all know how completely guilty he is....so let the trial begin!!

Fortune: Mr JB, you may call your first witness.

Meryl: The court calls.......Mr. Mourdor!!!!

Mourdor: (walks to the bench) This is SO cool but *ahem* I can't let it show now...

Fortune: Mr. Mourdor, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing BUT the truth?? Eh, answer me!!

Mourdor: Yeah, sure. (sits in the witness seat)

JB: Mr. Mourdor, what kind of person is this Hadoken character?

CC: OBJECTION!!!! OBJECTION your honor!!! My client's lifestyle has nothing to do with this case!! Absolutely nothing at all!

JB: Sustain. Please continue Mr. JB.

JB: Tell me ...what were you doing at the 07-13-2001 10:56 AM?

Mourdor: Uh, I was driving in the woods of Ps2Fantasy.

JB: Hmm... do you remember what happened at that time?

Mourdor:Of course I do. Hadoken stopped my car, told me that Xenosaga was released, and when I went to the store he pointed out to me, he stole my car. He's such a piece of newball trash!

Hadoken: I was being chased for cripes sake!!!

Mourdor: I DON'T GIVE MUCH OF A... *stops*!!! Argh!

Crowd: Mumble mumble.

Fortune: Order. (slams hammer) ORDER!!! I SAID ORDER DAMN IT!!!

JB:*grinning* No further questions your honor.

CC: (walks to Mourdor) Mr Mourdor. If I tell you to go smell your belly button, what will you do?

Mourdor: ...I would ban you.

CC:Hmm... if I told you...that BoFV has been released on planet Pluto, what would you do?

Mourdor: Pst...I would go to Pluto.

Crowd: (laughs)

Mourdor: What? Whaaaat? Like all of you wouldn't....

CC: Your honor, it is completely obvious that Hadoken was totally unaware of the fact that Mr Mourdor would take his BoFV joke so seriously, and probably entered the car to avoid the unfortunate event, that someone might have attempted to steal Mr Mourdor's car. My client acted from the good of his heart, yet his kindness was completely misunderstood.

JB: 0.o

Hadoken: (refrains from laughing)

Mourdor: O.o

Fortune: I see. Very well, you may step down Mr Mourdor.

Mourdor: ....I don't know why but I think I've been had.

Meryl: And now the court calls...Ms Rei!!

Rei: Heeeeere's Rei!! Woo-hoo!

Fortune:*sigh* You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth right?

Rei:Hmm...um I guess so.

Fortune: You don't swear with any "I guess so". You either swear or you don't.

Rei: Okay, okay jeez. I swear. (sits in the witness seat)

JB: Ms Rei, what do you think of Hadoken's "posts"?

Rei: Well, I think they're funny as hell--

JB: DID YOU HEAR HIER!?!?!? FUNNY AS HELL!!!! SATAN IS UPON US!!!!HADOKEN OBVIOUSLY PUTS NO CONTENT INTO HIS POSTS AND ALL HE WISHES IS TO BRING SATAN INTO OUR HOMES!!!

CC: Objection your honor. The prosecutor is so bent.

Fortune:Ah, sustain.

JB: ....no more questions.

CC: Ms Rei.... how would you describe Hadoken's posts??

Rei: Funny. Witty. Original. Unbelievably short= good posts!

Hadoken: I love this girl.

CC: Was your personality, "warped" so to speak by reading his spost?

Rei: Nope! I am just as sane and literate as I ever was. By the way, this bench looks really tasty (takes a healthy bite out of the bench). Yum...goooood...

CC: UMOHMYTHANKYOUNOFURTHERQUESTIONSYOUMAYSTEPDOWNNOW! !!!!!!

Meryl: The court calls....Ms Hylas!

Hylas: Thank you. Thank you very much.

Fortune: Oh what a drag....Do you swear to tell nothing but the truth, the whole truth, and the truth?

Hylas: ....Yes.

Hylas: Please go to the bench.

JB: Ms Hylas, what do YOU think of Hadoken's posts??

Hylas: They're great!!

JB:Hmm.. Ms Hylas, have you actually read the content of his posts?

Hylas: Well, some of them.

JB: Have you read any of the ones in "Matchmaker"?


Hylas: I..I don't really remember...

JB: (shows a printed internet page to the judge) This here, is exchibit B. It's a printed form of Hadoken's posts. In these posts, Hylas says to Kuricoloken "I don't give a crap od whatever you have to say Hadoken. Do you remember saying that Ms Hylas??

Hylas: I uh...I...but, there IS a difference, between liking and not giving a --

JB: YES OR NO, MS HYLAS!!!!!!!

Hylas:...okay ....yes, I said that.

JB: Then, how can a person who finds his posts to be great, immediately afterwards say that he doesn't give a crap? Only a moron would say such thing!! Therefore, since I believe that you're not a moron, I think that you actually disliked his posts!!

CC:OBJECTION!! OBJECTION your honor!! We have no proof that Hylas is not a moron.

Fortune: Er...Sustain.

Hylas:WHAT ...SUSTAIN!?!?!??!

Fortune: Please continue Mr JB.

JB: I have no further questions your honor.

CC: Mr Hylas, is it true that you ranted on and on about wanting to read more of Hadoken's so called posts?

Hylas: Ranted is a bit strong...but yeah, I wanted to read more of what he had to say.

CC: So, why exactly did you say to Hadoken "I don't give a fcrap"?

Hylas: Hadii asked me if I would like him to draw either a manga or a text story, and I told him I don't give a crap of whatever he did. I told him to do what he wanted to.

CC: (points at JB) AH-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!

JB: (mumbles and taps his finger on his desk)

CC:*smiling* No further questions your honor.

Fortune: You may step down now Ms Hylas.

Meryl: The court calls...Ms Mena!!!!

Mena: (walks to the bench)

Fortune:...blah blah... do you swear to tell nothing about the truth, the truth of the whole, and the truth's truth?

Mena: ....?

Fortune: I mean...do you swear to tell the truth?

Mena:*looks around* Uh... Yes.

Fortune: This whole truth talk gives me a headache, who the heck in st. bakersfield came up with this "tell the truth" line? ...anyway, go sit to the bench.

JB: Ms Mena, what purpose do you think Hadoken's posts served for?

Mena: Well, you see, Hadoken's a homosexual.

Hadoken: I- I -- WHAT!??!?!

Mena: Throughout his posts, all we can see is a bunch of sick and twisted jokes of homoerotic nature, as well as perverted homosexual scenes between our beloved DBZ characters. Heck, his favorite character is Freeza. What did you expect?

Hadoken: LIES!!!! AAAAAALL LIES!!!!!! SHE'S LYING!! SHE'S EVIL I TELL YA!!!EVIL!!!!!

CC: Don't worry, if she's lying I'll catch her off guard.

JB: Did you find his posts funny?

Mena: Are you kidding me? Who can find funny any posts of a homosexual?

Hadoken: (swears and growls) grr...that woman!

Crowd: MUMBLE MUMBLE

Fortune: AAAAAAAAAH SHUT UP!!!! (slams hammer)

JB: Tsk, No further questions your honor.

CC: Describe us a homosexual Ms Mena.

JB: OBJECTION your honor!! He's trying to guide the witness--

Mena: (points at Hadoken) Right there! Just like that one!!

JB:Uh --nothing your honor.

Crowd: (laughs)

Fortune:

Hadoken: oooh, I hate her!!!!

CC: ...no further questions your honor.

Meryl: The court calls....Mr Black Thornn!!

Black Thornn: ...(walks to the bench)

Fortune: Ah, do you swear to tell the truth and all that crap?

Black Thornn: What is an oath? Really. Is it...a metapsychic agreement between a person and his deity? Is it a connection of sorts with fate itself? Or is it simply a cleverly arranged fact by various people, with it's roots originating from the distant past, where time and space were more than simple ideals?

Fortune: ......?

Black Thornn: Fate. Oath. Belief. God. The Void. Death. Comparison. It is clear that this was not a mere plea of sorts, acting on it's own free will. Perhaps we're dealing with a construct of society; perhaps we're answering the call of a superior life force (race?), or we may have a lot of spare time on our hands. What is a man made of? Why did he chose the oath, while there HAD to be other ways and methods to express his devotion on a quest, or an ideal, or a simple action --did he really had to chose the thing we call "an oath"? And besides, not all people hold an oath to a high esteem. Others will probably --

Fortune:AH DAMN YES OR NO!?!?!??

Black Thornn: ...Yes.

JB: Mr Thorn--

happy_doughnut is offline   Reply With Quote
Old May 1st, 2002, 12:43 AM   #2
happy_doughnut
just a rolling stone
 
happy_doughnut's Avatar
 
Joined: Apr 2002
Location: of what?
Posts: 1,561
happy_doughnut is on a distinguished road
LAST PART

Black Thorn: That's Mr Black Thornn for you pal.

Gokou: Very well, Mr....uh, Black Thornn...anyway, what do you think of Hadokne's spam,er, "posts"?

Black Thornn: Posts are a way of expression. Just like comedy --though it uses a different level of approach--, the main purpose of a post is to--

JB: Please Mr Black Thorn, we are refferring to HADOKEN'S POSTS, not posts in general.

Black Thornn: Ack, sorry, haven't read those.

Gokou: O_o

CC: What an excellent witness.

Fortune: Please step down--ubbs.

JB: ?? Your honor?

Fortune: What!...I feel kinda weird...my stomach...oh god....(falls to the floor)

CC: Quickly!! Ms Fortune is ill!!!

(after a few hours, outside the courtroom)

CC: Turns out that Ms Fortune ate a bad fish, and she is now violently ill. The judge's place is empty....what a shame....

Hadoken: So can I go then?

JB: In your dreams pal. I have called a new judge to come and continue the trial. He was filled in all the details, and the trial so far.

Hadoken: That's illegal!!

JB: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ABOUT THE LAW OF THE PS2FANTASY COMMUNITY, WHEN YOU HAVE DONE ANYTHING BUT MOCK THE LAW!!?!?!?

Hadoken: Jeez, take a chill pill.

Meryl: All inside the courtroom guys. The new judge arrived.

Hadoken (with pure fake excitement): Kewl.

(inside the courtroom, once again)

Meryl: Due to a rotten fish, the trial was forced to hold for a few hours, but now a new judge has arrived. Judge is now the honorable Miang. ALL RISE.

Hadoken: Oh no, OH NOOO!!!

CC: What is it?

Hadoken: (hides his face with his hands)

Miang: Please be seated.

JB: I'm the district attorney.

CC:And I represent the accused, I am the defender in law.

Miang: (nods at JB and CC, then looks at Hadoken) ...hey...hey I know you! Mwuahahaha!

Kuricoloken: $#!+

Miang: Yeah...YEAH, you're that guy who made fun of FF8! You're the accused?? HOOOOOO-HAA!!!

Hadoken: (gulps)

JB: We have no more witnesses your honor. You may reach a verdict--

CC: We have one last witness.

JB: Oh really? Who?

CC: The defence calls.......Kabuki Magnifico.

Crowd: (gasps)

Meryl: A DBZ - FLAMER!?!??! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!?!?!?

CC: Good idea, eh Had?

Hadoken: .....A DBZ - FLAMER!?!??! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!?!?!?

CC: Trust me.

KM: Hey folks.

Miang: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing BUT the truth?

KM: Of course!! (sits on the bench)

JB: Mr Magnifico, do you think that DBZ jokes Hadoken posts hurt the Ps2Fantasy community?

KM: No....(turns at CC)..this is SOO easy!!! Tee hee!

JB: Then you think that the Ps2F boards are safe through Hadoken's posts... Do you honestly believe that?

KB: Emmm.....SURE!!

JB: Remember Mr KB... you're under oath.

KB: Oh yeah, right, I mean, I wouldn't lie...TO GOD!!!

JB: ...this confession comes from a person who hates DBZ's guts.

KB: Me? But....I LOOOVE Dragonball Z.

JB:Grr... no further questions.

CC: Do you think that Hadoken is a threat to the boards?

KB: Of course not (shocked look)!! Who would believe that?

CC: No further questions.

Miang: Okay. The jury Confucious, Pancho Villa, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Bebi Vegeta, Tina Turner, Sephiroth, and Sponge Bob will now vote for a decision.

(after a few hours)

Miang: On the accusation of Hadloken being a threat to the boards, the accused has been found...

Kuricoloken: ...*nervous*....

Miang: Guilty.

CC: O_o

JB: (sylvestro-like-voice) Yethhhhhh....

Miang: On the accusation of Hadonken writing spaming...the accused has been found....guilty.

Hadoken: Well DUH.

Miang: On the accusation of Hadoloken being in works with the Devil himself, the accused has been found ....guilty.

Hadoken: Do you accept check or money order as payment?

CC: With this kind verdict? hell, no!

Miang: On the accusation of Hadoken being the very fabric of evil, the accused has been found.....guilty.

JB: I knew it. I was right all these years!!

Minag: On the accusation of Hadloken being a homosexual....the accused has been found....guilty.

Hadoken: (makes the jerk off gesture) Bah!

Miang: On the accusation of Hadoken being the lowest of the low, the accused has been found guilty.

Hadoken: Hey, are you making these up?

Miang: Oh nooooo....Anyway, COUGH COUGH. Hadoken you have been found guilty of masturbation, rape, armed robbery, threat to the boards, lowest of the low, being the fabric of evil, the devil's advocate, and of homosexuality.

Kuricoloken: ...

Miang: Do you have anything to say before I pronounce sentence?

Hadoken: .....uummm...

Miang: ...

Hadoken: Can't you guys take a joke?

Miang: Do you have anything...INTELLIGENT to say, before I pronounce sentence?

Hadoken: emm in that case...nope!!

Minag: Very well. The sentence is as follows: We will cleave your hands and feet, have your heads eaten by piranha, and then we shall suffocate you through printed works of posts, shoved in your mouth.

Hadoken: How colorful.

Miang: TAKE HIM AWAY!!!

Hadoken: NO!! NOOOO!!! CC!! DO SOMETHING!!

CC: Did my best Had. Sorry (takes some cash from JB).

LATER, ON HADOKEN'S CELL...

Hadoken: It can't end like this....not me..Hadoken....I shouldn't DIE because I tried to write some funny posts....

Magksnake: Hey Hadoken. It's time.

Hadoken: (gulps)

(Hadoken is guided through the prison, towards the execution room)

Hadoken: This is...this is a nightmare!!! Not my hands!! Not my feet!! AND GAWD, NOT MY YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!!

Magksnake: Are you ready Executioner?

Macceh^: Ready as I'll ever be.

Hadoken: NO!!! NOOOOO! !NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

AND THAT IS HOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HADOKEN LOST HIS HAIR, HANDS, FEET AND ALL THIS DEAR ^_^.
happy_doughnut is offline   Reply With Quote
Old May 1st, 2002, 12:59 AM   #3
Hadoken
Senior Member
 
Hadoken's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: Around
Posts: 799
Hadoken is on a distinguished road
LMAO!!!!
my stomach is hurtin from laughing through the story.
gee, i never noticed how evil i was.. and that i was accused of all those things i cant even remember doing!
some lawyer CC is....
i have one more thing to say...
BEST STORY EVER!! lol


edit: btw mena, clean out your pm's. i cant send you anymore because your mailbox is full.

and also. i like FFVIII! its my fave!
Hadoken is offline   Reply With Quote
Old May 1st, 2002, 08:23 AM   #4
Rei
EVA 00 Pilot
 
Rei's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: NERV
Age: 41
Posts: 2,239
Rei is on a distinguished road
OMG!!!! This is so funny! Can't stop laughing!
Now we have the evidence Hadoken is evil!
Rei is offline   Reply With Quote
Old May 1st, 2002, 11:14 AM   #5
007_JamesBond
Angel of Darkness
 
007_JamesBond's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: Everywhere, but then again nowhere
Age: 38
Posts: 1,692
007_JamesBond is on a distinguished road
that story was the best, I loved it. I tip my hat, but I want more
__________________
Vini Vidi Vici

victory comes to those who want it the most

i am only mearly surviving
007_JamesBond is offline   Reply With Quote
Old May 1st, 2002, 04:08 PM   #6
Uchiha Sasuke
Cursed
 
Uchiha Sasuke's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: AWOL!
Age: 39
Posts: 3,841
Uchiha Sasuke is on a distinguished road
Thumbs up

Now this story kicks @$$.Excellent Job Mena
__________________
~I've Lost Myself, Life no longer matters~



~The Official Ps2Fantasy Ninja~

~A Life Without Love, Is No Life At All~

Social Networks
Uchiha Sasuke is offline   Reply With Quote
Old May 1st, 2002, 06:01 PM   #7
IcyMourdor
Cream Puff
 
IcyMourdor's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: Stevens Point, Wisconsin
Age: 38
Posts: 2,713
IcyMourdor is on a distinguished road
I liked it Mena, nice work.
__________________
You will walk in fire, earth, water, and air, through temptation, and at last into despair and desolation.
IcyMourdor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old May 1st, 2002, 08:19 PM   #8
merylsilverburg
Enemy or Ally?
 
merylsilverburg's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 4,023
merylsilverburg is on a distinguished road
OMG!! This is the funniest story I've (well, the ONLY story I've read ) in the PS2 Fan Fiction! The parts for the members on this forum fit very well! (Thanks for including me!) I also liked how you brought Miang to it. Ah, well, excellent job, Mena! Write more!
merylsilverburg is offline   Reply With Quote
Old May 1st, 2002, 08:40 PM   #9
Hadoken
Senior Member
 
Hadoken's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: Around
Posts: 799
Hadoken is on a distinguished road
err, hey meryl, how do you know about miang?
Hadoken is offline   Reply With Quote
Old May 1st, 2002, 08:56 PM   #10
merylsilverburg
Enemy or Ally?
 
merylsilverburg's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 4,023
merylsilverburg is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally posted by Hadoken
err, hey meryl, how do you know about miang?
She's a member of Spirit's forum at Bladegash. Plus, pg. 4 on the thread "Game: Matchmaker!"......am I wrong about Miang? You know what? I don't want to spam and it looks like we're spamming....
merylsilverburg is offline   Reply With Quote
Old May 1st, 2002, 10:56 PM   #11
Pu the Owl
Useless Oracle™
 
Pu the Owl's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: Everywhere
Posts: 5,136
Pu the Owl is on a distinguished road
LOL
This is another brilliant story!

Pu the Owl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old May 1st, 2002, 11:46 PM   #12
happy_doughnut
just a rolling stone
 
happy_doughnut's Avatar
 
Joined: Apr 2002
Location: of what?
Posts: 1,561
happy_doughnut is on a distinguished road
Angry

I think your secret is out Hadoken...
Anyway, I always knew Hadoken was evil and I was finally able to prove it!! I'm glad you guys liked it
happy_doughnut is offline   Reply With Quote
Old May 2nd, 2002, 12:00 AM   #13
Hadoken
Senior Member
 
Hadoken's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: Around
Posts: 799
Hadoken is on a distinguished road
just a sec there mena... err, "which" secret? pm me the answer. i am confused. lol
and so i`m evil.... what, you want a laugh with that too? ok fine.
*evil laugh*
MWAHAHAhahahahahaha!!!!!
ugh... my... stomach!!.... oh no... not again!
*runs off*
I'll get some payback for this!
mwahahahaahahaha!!!! ughg..... ugh, better hurry... what the hell did i eat?
Hadoken is offline   Reply With Quote
Old May 2nd, 2002, 03:46 PM   #14
JC Denton
HERO!
 
JC Denton's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: Cambridgeshire,England
Posts: 695
JC Denton is on a distinguished road
i like it!
post more

b.t.w this is the first time i have posted in here since "sword of hades"

is it coming back mordour, it had a good start.
__________________
HERO WANNABE!!
JC Denton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old May 2nd, 2002, 04:08 PM   #15
Cannibal Clown
Taijutsu Master
 
Cannibal Clown's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2002
Location: Konoha Village
Age: 38
Posts: 2,129
Cannibal Clown is on a distinguished road
That has to be the greatest story I've ever read. I'm not talking about only the fan fics, but of any story. I thought it was funny as hell. I loved every minute of it. You made the characters so lively, and were so creative with the diolauge. The ending was awesome, and I loved the way you were able to put so many members into the story, without cluttering it and making it sound unrealistic. The story had a lot of cool twists, exspecially the part where Fortune gets sick off of the fish. And the members of the jury were real cool too.

I'm so glad that I had the honer to be a part of the story, but I'm sure that Hadoken wasn't to happy about how I handled things. You have a great talent with writing, and the way you make everything fit so perfectly, no matter how wierd, was very commendable.

I hope you write more, maybe a spin offf from this one, like what happens after the trial.

Anyway, this post is getting too long, all in all, great job. Truely, great job!
__________________
If you could see the future, would you try to change it? Would you keep trying... even if you knew you would always fail?

Cannibal Clown is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Rent Games - Join the Free Trial and support Ps2fantasy! Harry General Chat 8 Aug 13th, 2002 12:08 AM
Jerry Springer IcyMourdor General Chat 14 Jun 13th, 2002 07:30 PM
Ps2Fantasy Under Attack! ~part 2~ happy_doughnut Creativity Forum 8 May 10th, 2002 11:53 AM
Ps2Fantasy under attack! ~Part 1~ happy_doughnut Creativity Forum 24 May 6th, 2002 10:38 AM

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:14 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.10
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.

Playstation 2 Fantasy - Everything About Playstation 2 Ps2Fantasy.com | News | Games | Forums | Newsletter | Chat | Privacy Policy | Advertise With Us | Contact Us
Copyright ©2001-2014 MagnetiCat.com. All rights reserved. All trademarks and trade names are properties of their respective owners.

X vBulletin 3.8.10 Debug Information
  • Page Generation 0.15328 seconds
  • Memory Usage 2,598KB
  • Queries Executed 10 (?)
More Information
Template Usage:
  • (1)SHOWTHREAD
  • (1)ad_footer_end
  • (1)ad_footer_start
  • (1)ad_header_end
  • (1)ad_header_logo
  • (1)ad_navbar_below
  • (1)ad_showthread_beforeqr
  • (1)ad_showthread_firstpost
  • (1)ad_showthread_firstpost_sig
  • (1)ad_showthread_firstpost_start
  • (1)bbcode_quote
  • (1)footer
  • (1)forumjump
  • (1)forumrules
  • (1)gobutton
  • (1)header
  • (1)headinclude
  • (1)navbar
  • (3)navbar_link
  • (21)option
  • (15)postbit_legacy
  • (15)postbit_onlinestatus
  • (15)postbit_reputation
  • (15)postbit_wrapper
  • (4)showthread_bookmarksite
  • (4)showthread_similarthreadbit
  • (1)showthread_similarthreads
  • (1)spacer_close
  • (1)spacer_open
  • (1)tagbit_wrapper 

Phrase Groups Available:
  • global
  • inlinemod
  • postbit
  • posting
  • reputationlevel
  • showthread
Included Files:
  • ./showthread.php
  • ./global.php
  • ./includes/init.php
  • ./includes/class_core.php
  • ./includes/config.php
  • ./includes/functions.php
  • ./includes/class_datastore.php
  • ./includes/datastore/datastore_cache.php
  • ./includes/class_hook.php
  • ./includes/functions_cat_cfgeoblock.php
  • ./includes/functions_cat_edittime.php
  • ./includes/adminfunctions.php
  • ./includes/functions_bigthree.php
  • ./includes/class_postbit.php
  • ./includes/class_bbcode.php
  • ./includes/functions_reputation.php 

Hooks Called:
  • init_startup
  • cache_permissions
  • fetch_threadinfo_query
  • fetch_threadinfo
  • fetch_foruminfo
  • style_fetch
  • cache_templates
  • global_start
  • parse_templates
  • global_setup_complete
  • showthread_start
  • showthread_getinfo
  • forumjump
  • showthread_post_start
  • showthread_query_postids
  • showthread_query
  • bbcode_fetch_tags
  • bbcode_create
  • showthread_postbit_create
  • postbit_factory
  • postbit_display_start
  • fetch_musername
  • reputation_image
  • postbit_imicons
  • bbcode_parse_start
  • bbcode_parse_complete_precache
  • bbcode_parse_complete
  • postbit_display_complete
  • tag_fetchbit_complete
  • showthread_similarthread_query
  • showthread_similarthreadbit
  • forumrules
  • showthread_bookmarkbit
  • navbits
  • navbits_complete
  • showthread_complete