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[Deathwatchz]

yup, the fight between arthur and the black knight in the holy grail is hilarious. "none shall pass" a little bit of talking, then arthur cuts his arm off,
"you have fought bravely sir knight, but i believe i have taken the day"
"no you haven't, c'mon"
"but you've lost your arm!"
"just a flesh wound"

[ssjtrunks13]

More, give me more!

[Deathwatchz]

id give you more quotes on it, but i haven't seen the movie for a few years. i'm gonna watch it at my dad's, then i'll put a few more up..

[ssjtrunks13]

So, is that all you can remember about the fight scene? It's been about a year since I saw it and I can't even remember exactly waht happens. Like the part with "the monster of Aaaaarrrrghhhhh!

[Deathwatchz]

i can remember more, lika about how he ends up cutting all the black knights arms and legs off, then the black knight is like "come back here, i'll bite you're legs off!!!" but its been so long, im not sure exactly what happens or is said. with the monster of Aaaaargh!, it cut to a comic scene, the thing chased after them, they ducked into a cave, and the monster kept going, then they just doubled-back and went the other way.. lol

[ssjtrunks13]

I know that much but what about when they are reading the writings on the wall(post it if you remember)

[trunks69420]

"It's only after we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything."
~Tyler Durden- Fight Club

"Just because we're the berieved, doesn't make us saps!"
~the dude- the big lebowski

"You see what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass?!"
~Walter - the big lebowski

"You're pretty funny for a guy with 9 fingers!"
The Suicide Kings

[kupoartist]

Originally posted by ssjtrunks13
I know that much but what about when they are reading the writings on the wall(post it if you remember)

as far as I can remember...
"get brother Maynard to have a look, he's our scholar"
"what does it say?"
"i'm not sure, it appears to be in Aramaic"
"of course! Joseph of Aramathia!"
"it's says: "here are written the last words of Joseph of Aramathia... the holy grail may be found in the castle of ... aaarrrrggghhhh""
"what?"
"the castle of aarrrrgggghhhh"
"perhaps he was dictating..."
<The Knights all try various "arghs">
"Theres a St Arghs in Cornwall is there not?"
"no... thats St Ives"
<continue to sound it out to find meaning in it>
"ahhhh!!!!!"
"no "arrgghh" - from the back of the throat"
"no... that was more like the sound one would make when surprised"
"you mean an "aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!" "
"yes thats it: "aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!" "
<the monster appears and they all run>

ok, so thats not 100% accurate, but you get the idea ^_^

[another quote I like... sorry, its Austin Powers 1 again]
"Austin! Dr Evil has just stolen a Nuclear Warhead enroute from Krablakistan!"
"There are only two things that scare me... and one of them is Nuclear War"
"... and the other?"
"Pardon?!"
"the other thing that scares you?"
"... Carnies... Circus Folk... Nomads you know... Small hands ... smell of Cabbage"

[ and one more for the road... AP1 and the Holy Grail are pure genius! ]
"All I ask is that I can have Sharks, with Fricking Laser Beams attached to their heads. Evidently my Cycloptic Colleage informs me that this is not so.... Ok what have we got."
"Sebass"
".... rriiiiggghhhttt"
"they are mutated Sebass"
"oh really?... are they ill tempered?"
"quite certainly"

[Gadzoox]

You can check out a whole slew of movie quotes by listing of movie right here!
https://us.imdb.com/Sections/Quotes/A

[ssjtrunks13]

Thanks Gadzoox I found what I was looking there.

Here it is:

Bridgekeeper: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Right. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy!
Bridgekeeper: Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
Bridgekeeper: Stop! What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel... auuuuuuuugh!
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop! What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

[Deathwatchz]

i loved this scene. it had so many funny parts in it about the government, im just gonna post a big chunk of it.

King Arthur: Old woman!
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice! And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

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King Arthur: I am your king!
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you!
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays...]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

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Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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(i added what i remembered to this one)
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis:Oh what a giveaway!
King Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: Come see the violence inherit in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

lol, im never gonna get tired of that film... its a classic. im gonna have my grandkids hooked on it.

[ssjtrunks13]

I've just thought of movie quotes form one of my favorite movies.

Dude, Where's my car?
Pierre: But luckily for you, I am an honorable man.
Mark: Excuse me, what was that?
Pierre: Honorable!
Mark: What? Onadouble?
[Pierre and Mark continue alternating, saying "Honorable" and "Onudable"]
Mark: I think you're trying to say "honorable"!
Pierre: What do I have to do to shut you up!?! Do I have to hose you down again?
Mark: No! Maybe later.

Zarnoff: [introducing the Zoltan cult] My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu, Zellnor, Zelbor, Zelmina, and, uh, Jeff.
Jeff: Hey.

[dan da man]

"dude wheres my car" is funny as hell, i cant remember any quotes but that film is so funny.

[ssjtrunks13]

Originally posted by dan da man

"dude wheres my car" is funny as hell, i cant remember any quotes but that film is so funny.

It's the second movie on my list of movies I've seen a lot. I've seen it about 3 times and I've watched Pootie Tang over 5 times!(I plan on watching 8 MIle a whole lot more after the DVD comes out)

[Beretta55]

The thing
Palmer: you have to be ****ing kidding me!
_________________________________
palmer: shit doc i will give you the ride.
doc: no!
paler: ok but thank's for thinking about it though.

Dude where's my car
Jesse: dude where's my car?
chester: where's your car dude?
Jesse: i dont know dude.
*chester starts snickering*
Jesse: dude shut up it's not funny!!

Just married
Tom: welcome to the honey moon from hell peter!!
Peter: whoa what's going on here?
Peter: i saw you kissing my wife!
*i forgot her name in the movie* britnay murphey: yeah well what about that red bra!?
Peter: your man sick man tom
Tom: no im going to kick your ass!
peter: i warned you i trained with a old monk.
Tom: good well maybe he taught you how to take a firepoker right out of your ass!!

[DSgamer]

"the"

every movie with audio ever made

[Berserker]

explorers of the further regions of pain...angels to some ...demons to others

Pain has a face gentlemen allow me to demonstrate it to you....I ...Am.....PAIN

Then a god am I........

My father thought me many things here...he thought me too keep your friends close.......
But your enemies closer

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster

You can already hear the faint sound of human suffering...we are here to turn up the volume....

For years I've been asking you why why are the innocent dead and the guilty alive ...or have you already answered have you already said to the world here is justice here is punishment...here ...in me...

OK guys take a guess...they're quit obvious

[DSgamer]

the cenobites from hellraise?

[mark0™]

Originally posted by beserker
As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster

Goodfellas Right?

[Gaseous_Baboon]

Admiral Benson:I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there?
Lt. Commander Block: I don't see any crab.
Admiral Benson: Don't tell me. There were two crabs they work in pairs.

Admiral Benson: Call down to the galley and order up some soup.
Lt. Commander Block: Yes, sir.
Admiral Benson: Ahhh...I love soup. At least I think I love soup. Blasted shell! It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?
Lt. Commander Block: Duck, sir.
[Admiral Benson hits head on desk while ducking]
Lt. Commander Block: Are you alright, sir?
Admiral Benson: Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard?

Admiral Benson: I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner last night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was wonderful.
Lt. Commander Block: But sir, we didn't have you over for dinner last night.
Admiral Benson: Oh, very well. Then, where the hell was I? And who's Cheryl?


Admiral Benson : My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.

Admiral Benson: Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson is dead. So is Mo Green, Tataglia, Barzini, the heads of all the five families. It is at moments like these, my dear friends, that we must ask ourselves: "How can this not be part of some larger plan?" Do good men like Dead Meat Thompson just blink out one day like a bad bulb? I mean, one minute you're in bed with a knockout gal... or guy, and the next, you're a compost heap. Doesn't that bother any of you? Because it scares the living piss outta me!

[Admiral Benson comes into the briefing room in riding pants]
Admiral Benson: Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit. Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger ... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.

Admiral Benson>: You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots ... and that's my job!

Lt. Commander Block : How are ya, sir?
Admiral Benson>: Hawaii? Goddamn it, Bill, I'm supposed to be in California.
Lt. Commander Block : No, sir, this is California.
Admiral Benson>: Well, gotta run. Good luck.
Lt. Commander Block : But, sir, this is your command.

Lt. Commander Block: Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D, and perhaps negative C, categories. There's also some anti-aircraft squadrons. They can send up an ack-ack umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective.
Admiral Benson>: I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a ****ing clue. I have a shell the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee to stay on is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do.

[Jets start their engines]
Admiral Benson>: Got, that's loud. My ear canals are very sensitive. They're stainless steel. Took a bullet in Corregidor. Passed straight through.
[air controller gets his earplugs out]
Air Controller : We have these to hold down the sound, sir.
Admiral Benson>: Oh, good. Thanks.
[swallows the earplugs]
Admiral Benson>: Let's hope they do the trick.

Admiral Benson>: God, I love a good funeral!

Admiral Benson>: Thompson wasn't that good a pilot, anyway. He only had a small family. The kids are a pain in the ass. The wife's on the sauce. Hell, poor bastard's better off dead. What size shoes do you wear?
Lt. Commander Block >: A nine, sir.
Admiral Benson>: Good. It's settled then. We'll send Harley to the front.

Admiral Benson>: Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly five hours and 17 minutes, we hit the enemy toast.
Lt. Commander Block: I think that's the enemy coast, sir.
Admiral Benson>: Huh? Coast? That'll take a little more planning. But it doesn't matter. Our assignment is to knock out the nuclear-weapons plant at Falafel Heights. The plant goes on line in 12 hours and is heavily defended. Now, if you have trouble hitting your objective, you secondary targets are here and here: an accordion factory and a mime school. Good luck, gentlemen. Blink, take over. Oh, there's one more thing. (admiral gets accidentally hit by a metal pipe with a loud ringing sound). I'll get that. It's probably for me.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock.
Admiral Benson>: Really? 12 o'clock? Well, that gives us about...
[checks his watch]
Admiral Benson>: 25 minutes. Think I'll step out for a burger.