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[AudioBoxer]

Every morning is the dawn of a new error

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay

Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either

Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved

Dain bramaged

Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

Beware of programmers who carry screwdriver

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

A Laundromat:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHING WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Here's the one that apply's to my life

~Believe what you will, that is your right But I choose to win, So I choose to fight~Creed

[JC Denton]

"hope is the first step on the road to disappointment" book of proverbs

"if you point your finger at someone else to blame you are also pointing four fingers of blame at yourself"

"it takes 32 muscles to frown at someone, but only 12 to smile but remeber it only takes 4 to punch them in the face.

"victory needs no explaination, defeat allows none"book of proverbs