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[Hylas]

This thread requires a bit of creativity.

You're an inventor, but the kind of inventor who invents weird stuff. I mean really weird stuff! Useful or unuseful doesn't really matter

So, your role in this thread is to invent something (you can invent as many things you want) and write a brief description of your invention, with its purpose, the look, the materials you used and so on. Whatever you want to write to describe what you invented to others. The most creative people, or the ones with more patience, could even post sketches of their inventions.

The most important thing is to have fun thinking about inventing something. Bizarre, absurd, meaningless, without real purpose. All will be good, but invent something original, not stuff that already exists!

[Daniel Legge]

First of all good idea for a thread, so weird inventions. How about a machine that has some kind or arms that can grab my shoulders in the morning while im sleeping and shake me till i wake up. I have a tendancy so wake up late. The so called "Machine" would wake me up at the right time and have a cup of tea for me. it would be grey and have a picture of a scary person on it so it scares ya. (I do realise how sad this is)
What else, ah yeah materials, well i guess it dont matter way materials as long as it does the job.

Oh dear, that wasnt very creative. Bugger. Ill try again later.

[Rei]

My idea is not very creative maybe, but useful for lazy people like me:

What about a bicycle with square-shaped wheels? It would look like a normal bicycle, only with squares instead of normal round wheels. I'd use that for stairs

[Deathwatchz]

well, this one is serious. i was thinking about a fan that cleans the air. i know they have similar ones, but i was thinking about something more powerful. get one of those good powerful fans, and make the blades with the same material that is used for the lint rollers without the paper. you can wipe them off and it gets tacky again. these would grab the dust out of the air and you could clean it every other day or so, and it would collect more dust than the average fan does (which happens to be a lot). oh well, gave it a shot.

[Piggle_humsy]

Ooh I like that one Deathwatchz..being someone who has dogs and suffers from asthma and hayfever!

My Invention:
Pooper Peeple
Small Robots that have a built in smellometer, Place it by your garden door and when your pet goes out and does it's "Business" the robot will detect it and go clean it up.
It will have a built in Odour Killer to get rid of those nasty smells.

Piggle
x x x x

[RobHardo]

Well before i get into my weird invention i would like to add something practical for cars. FRONT BREAK LIGHTS! I think that would be very useful in the production of a car.
As for my weird invention.
I would create the worlds first live playstation.
It would be a Pod like device about 4 feet tall. When you step into it and flip a switch the floor underneath you becomes loose and moveable. This will now act as your analog sticks. 3 accessories to make up fo rthe Buttons would be, a pair of gloves and a digital wand to act as a sword, a lazer rifle like the NES duck hunter gun, There will be a headset with a lcd monitor inside them for your visual, and surround sound inside the booth, not just to headphones. When you dont feel like using any of the extras a controller port will be installed by the glove, and and gun inputs.
Extra accessories that would come out with other realeases would be:
laser football controller for football games(same idea as the duck hunt gun)
laser baseball controller
laser soccer ball controller
the system comes preinstalled with a steering wheel and pedals with a removable seat that holds the shifter.

Thi sisnt that weird but somethin i came up with