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Mar 14th, 2003, 01:28 AM | #1 |
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why did the chicken cross the road ?
Be ph33rful... my threads are slowly coming back o.O;
I got this in an email... and I laughed So, why did the chicken cross the road, eh ? GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to Know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. AL GORE I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people. RALPH NADER The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV. PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. RUSH LIMBAUGH I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross. JERRY FALWELL Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side. That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. CAPTAIN KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? THE BIBLE And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. COLONEL SANDERS I missed one? - bold = ones I liked best... ha, the Bill Gate's one is my favorite... eChicken2003 |
Mar 14th, 2003, 04:55 AM | #2 |
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Funny!
My Faves: Martin Luther King, JR. Fox Mulder Bill Clinton Bill Gates And The Bible! I think the Mulder one was best! ha ha ha! I can really imagine him saying it! lol They're Really funny! Piggle x x x x
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Mar 14th, 2003, 05:50 AM | #3 |
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I think the Pat Buchanon one was really funny. The Bill Clinton one was funny too. lol. The one about the chicken being gay was HILARIOUS. "He's gay, isn't it obvious? That's what we mean by "other side""
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Mar 14th, 2003, 11:30 AM | #4 |
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Ive seen it on a website before, I like the Colonel Sanders one lol, "I missed one?" lol.
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Mar 14th, 2003, 11:32 AM | #5 |
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I liked thew Dr. Seuss one and the Jerry Falwell.
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Mar 14th, 2003, 12:11 PM | #6 |
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They are quite funny from some aspect, but hardly any impressed me.
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Mar 15th, 2003, 03:33 AM | #7 | |
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jk jk those were pretty funny i liked them. bill clintion and Saddam's are my favirote. 50 ton's of nerve gas
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Mar 15th, 2003, 04:48 PM | #8 |
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Mar 15th, 2003, 06:21 PM | #9 |
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The one about the chicken got an audible laugh from me. That, colonel sanders, and bill clinton was my favorites.
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Mar 15th, 2003, 06:27 PM | #10 | |
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The Al Gore one is pretty funny too... |
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