[happy_doughnut]

Black Thorn: That's Mr Black Thornn for you pal.

Gokou: Very well, Mr....uh, Black Thornn...anyway, what do you think of Hadokne's spam,er, "posts"?

Black Thornn: Posts are a way of expression. Just like comedy --though it uses a different level of approach--, the main purpose of a post is to--

JB: Please Mr Black Thorn, we are refferring to HADOKEN'S POSTS, not posts in general.

Black Thornn: Ack, sorry, haven't read those.

Gokou: O_o

CC: What an excellent witness.

Fortune: Please step down--ubbs.

JB: ?? Your honor?

Fortune: What!...I feel kinda weird...my stomach...oh god....(falls to the floor)

CC: Quickly!! Ms Fortune is ill!!!

(after a few hours, outside the courtroom)

CC: Turns out that Ms Fortune ate a bad fish, and she is now violently ill. The judge's place is empty....what a shame....

Hadoken: So can I go then?

JB: In your dreams pal. I have called a new judge to come and continue the trial. He was filled in all the details, and the trial so far.

Hadoken: That's illegal!!

JB: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ABOUT THE LAW OF THE PS2FANTASY COMMUNITY, WHEN YOU HAVE DONE ANYTHING BUT MOCK THE LAW!!?!?!?

Hadoken: Jeez, take a chill pill.

Meryl: All inside the courtroom guys. The new judge arrived.

Hadoken (with pure fake excitement): Kewl.

(inside the courtroom, once again)

Meryl: Due to a rotten fish, the trial was forced to hold for a few hours, but now a new judge has arrived. Judge is now the honorable Miang. ALL RISE.

Hadoken: Oh no, OH NOOO!!!

CC: What is it?

Hadoken: (hides his face with his hands)

Miang: Please be seated.

JB: I'm the district attorney.

CC:And I represent the accused, I am the defender in law.

Miang: (nods at JB and CC, then looks at Hadoken) ...hey...hey I know you! Mwuahahaha!

Kuricoloken: $#!+

Miang: Yeah...YEAH, you're that guy who made fun of FF8! You're the accused?? HOOOOOO-HAA!!!

Hadoken: (gulps)

JB: We have no more witnesses your honor. You may reach a verdict--

CC: We have one last witness.

JB: Oh really? Who?

CC: The defence calls.......Kabuki Magnifico.

Crowd: (gasps)

Meryl: A DBZ - FLAMER!?!??! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!?!?!?

CC: Good idea, eh Had?

Hadoken: .....A DBZ - FLAMER!?!??! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!?!?!?

CC: Trust me.

KM: Hey folks.

Miang: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing BUT the truth?

KM: Of course!! (sits on the bench)

JB: Mr Magnifico, do you think that DBZ jokes Hadoken posts hurt the Ps2Fantasy community?

KM: No....(turns at CC)..this is SOO easy!!! Tee hee!

JB: Then you think that the Ps2F boards are safe through Hadoken's posts... Do you honestly believe that?

KB: Emmm.....SURE!!

JB: Remember Mr KB... you're under oath.

KB: Oh yeah, right, I mean, I wouldn't lie...TO GOD!!!

JB: ...this confession comes from a person who hates DBZ's guts.

KB: Me? But....I LOOOVE Dragonball Z.

JB:Grr... no further questions.

CC: Do you think that Hadoken is a threat to the boards?

KB: Of course not (shocked look)!! Who would believe that?

CC: No further questions.

Miang: Okay. The jury Confucious, Pancho Villa, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Bebi Vegeta, Tina Turner, Sephiroth, and Sponge Bob will now vote for a decision.

(after a few hours)

Miang: On the accusation of Hadloken being a threat to the boards, the accused has been found...

Kuricoloken: ...*nervous*....

Miang: Guilty.

CC: O_o

JB: (sylvestro-like-voice) Yethhhhhh....

Miang: On the accusation of Hadonken writing spaming...the accused has been found....guilty.

Hadoken: Well DUH.

Miang: On the accusation of Hadoloken being in works with the Devil himself, the accused has been found ....guilty.

Hadoken: Do you accept check or money order as payment?

CC: With this kind verdict? hell, no!

Miang: On the accusation of Hadoken being the very fabric of evil, the accused has been found.....guilty.

JB: I knew it. I was right all these years!!

Minag: On the accusation of Hadloken being a homosexual....the accused has been found....guilty.

Hadoken: (makes the jerk off gesture) Bah!

Miang: On the accusation of Hadoken being the lowest of the low, the accused has been found guilty.

Hadoken: Hey, are you making these up?

Miang: Oh nooooo....Anyway, COUGH COUGH. Hadoken you have been found guilty of masturbation, rape, armed robbery, threat to the boards, lowest of the low, being the fabric of evil, the devil's advocate, and of homosexuality.

Kuricoloken: ...

Miang: Do you have anything to say before I pronounce sentence?

Hadoken: .....uummm...

Miang: ...

Hadoken: Can't you guys take a joke?

Miang: Do you have anything...INTELLIGENT to say, before I pronounce sentence?

Hadoken: emm in that case...nope!!

Minag: Very well. The sentence is as follows: We will cleave your hands and feet, have your heads eaten by piranha, and then we shall suffocate you through printed works of posts, shoved in your mouth.

Hadoken: How colorful.

Miang: TAKE HIM AWAY!!!

Hadoken: NO!! NOOOO!!! CC!! DO SOMETHING!!

CC: Did my best Had. Sorry (takes some cash from JB).

LATER, ON HADOKEN'S CELL...

Hadoken: It can't end like this....not me..Hadoken....I shouldn't DIE because I tried to write some funny posts....

Magksnake: Hey Hadoken. It's time.

Hadoken: (gulps)

(Hadoken is guided through the prison, towards the execution room)

Hadoken: This is...this is a nightmare!!! Not my hands!! Not my feet!! AND GAWD, NOT MY YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!!

Magksnake: Are you ready Executioner?

Macceh^: Ready as I'll ever be.

Hadoken: NO!!! NOOOOO! !NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

AND THAT IS HOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HADOKEN LOST HIS HAIR, HANDS, FEET AND ALL THIS DEAR ^_^.