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* THIS STORY TAKES PLACE AT THE PS2FANTASY COURT*

Meryl: Todays trial is of Hadoken vs. the Ps2Fantasy Community. The judge is the honorable Fortune. ALL RISE!!

(all the Ps2Fantasy members rise as Fortune walks in and sits on her throne chair)

Fortune:*Ahem*........HE'S GUILTYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Hadoken:

Crowd: Oh that Fortune woman!

Meryl: Will the defender in law, and the prosecutor please approach the bench.

JB: Good day, I am the district attorney, James Bond but you can call me JB.

CC: Hmph. I represent the defence. I am CC.

Fortune: Very well, I want this trial over as soon as possible, so don't try to pull any crap on me or else I'll roast ya and eat ya. Understood?

JB: Yes ma'am.

CC: Yes sir, I mean miss...

Fortune: Hmm, let's get this show on the road *snaps fingers* quickly!

JB: Dear humble, prestigious and kind people of the court, (voice is filled with hate and rage when he points at Hadoken) THIS MAN! (lowers it again) is responsible for a great evil, an evil which we have never encountered before. The boards have been INFECTED with a disgusting virus....HADOKEN AND HIS SPAM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

Hadoken: (in low tone of voice) Tsk tsk there's no need to exaggerate or anything...

CC: JB, dear Ps2Fantasy members,I'll we try to convince you to find some sort of "good point" in Hadonke's attempt to mock and thrash the boards, but...we all know how completely guilty he is....so let the trial begin!!

Fortune: Mr JB, you may call your first witness.

Meryl: The court calls.......Mr. Mourdor!!!!

Mourdor: (walks to the bench) This is SO cool but *ahem* I can't let it show now...

Fortune: Mr. Mourdor, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing BUT the truth?? Eh, answer me!!

Mourdor: Yeah, sure. (sits in the witness seat)

JB: Mr. Mourdor, what kind of person is this Hadoken character?

CC: OBJECTION!!!! OBJECTION your honor!!! My client's lifestyle has nothing to do with this case!! Absolutely nothing at all!

JB: Sustain. Please continue Mr. JB.

JB: Tell me ...what were you doing at the 07-13-2001 10:56 AM?

Mourdor: Uh, I was driving in the woods of Ps2Fantasy.

JB: Hmm... do you remember what happened at that time?

Mourdor:Of course I do. Hadoken stopped my car, told me that Xenosaga was released, and when I went to the store he pointed out to me, he stole my car. He's such a piece of newball trash!

Hadoken: I was being chased for cripes sake!!!

Mourdor: I DON'T GIVE MUCH OF A... *stops*!!! Argh!

Crowd: Mumble mumble.

Fortune: Order. (slams hammer) ORDER!!! I SAID ORDER DAMN IT!!!

JB:*grinning* No further questions your honor.

CC: (walks to Mourdor) Mr Mourdor. If I tell you to go smell your belly button, what will you do?

Mourdor: ...I would ban you.

CC:Hmm... if I told you...that BoFV has been released on planet Pluto, what would you do?

Mourdor: Pst...I would go to Pluto.

Crowd: (laughs)

Mourdor: What? Whaaaat? Like all of you wouldn't....

CC: Your honor, it is completely obvious that Hadoken was totally unaware of the fact that Mr Mourdor would take his BoFV joke so seriously, and probably entered the car to avoid the unfortunate event, that someone might have attempted to steal Mr Mourdor's car. My client acted from the good of his heart, yet his kindness was completely misunderstood.

JB: 0.o

Hadoken: (refrains from laughing)

Mourdor: O.o

Fortune: I see. Very well, you may step down Mr Mourdor.

Mourdor: ....I don't know why but I think I've been had.

Meryl: And now the court calls...Ms Rei!!

Rei: Heeeeere's Rei!! Woo-hoo!

Fortune:*sigh* You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth right?

Rei:Hmm...um I guess so.

Fortune: You don't swear with any "I guess so". You either swear or you don't.

Rei: Okay, okay jeez. I swear. (sits in the witness seat)

JB: Ms Rei, what do you think of Hadoken's "posts"?

Rei: Well, I think they're funny as hell--

JB: DID YOU HEAR HIER!?!?!? FUNNY AS HELL!!!! SATAN IS UPON US!!!!HADOKEN OBVIOUSLY PUTS NO CONTENT INTO HIS POSTS AND ALL HE WISHES IS TO BRING SATAN INTO OUR HOMES!!!

CC: Objection your honor. The prosecutor is so bent.

Fortune:Ah, sustain.

JB: ....no more questions.

CC: Ms Rei.... how would you describe Hadoken's posts??

Rei: Funny. Witty. Original. Unbelievably short= good posts!

Hadoken: I love this girl.

CC: Was your personality, "warped" so to speak by reading his spost?

Rei: Nope! I am just as sane and literate as I ever was. By the way, this bench looks really tasty (takes a healthy bite out of the bench). Yum...goooood...

CC: UMOHMYTHANKYOUNOFURTHERQUESTIONSYOUMAYSTEPDOWNNOW! !!!!!!

Meryl: The court calls....Ms Hylas!

Hylas: Thank you. Thank you very much.

Fortune: Oh what a drag....Do you swear to tell nothing but the truth, the whole truth, and the truth?

Hylas: ....Yes.

Hylas: Please go to the bench.

JB: Ms Hylas, what do YOU think of Hadoken's posts??

Hylas: They're great!!

JB:Hmm.. Ms Hylas, have you actually read the content of his posts?

Hylas: Well, some of them.

JB: Have you read any of the ones in "Matchmaker"?


Hylas: I..I don't really remember...

JB: (shows a printed internet page to the judge) This here, is exchibit B. It's a printed form of Hadoken's posts. In these posts, Hylas says to Kuricoloken "I don't give a crap od whatever you have to say Hadoken. Do you remember saying that Ms Hylas??

Hylas: I uh...I...but, there IS a difference, between liking and not giving a --

JB: YES OR NO, MS HYLAS!!!!!!!

Hylas:...okay ....yes, I said that.

JB: Then, how can a person who finds his posts to be great, immediately afterwards say that he doesn't give a crap? Only a moron would say such thing!! Therefore, since I believe that you're not a moron, I think that you actually disliked his posts!!

CC:OBJECTION!! OBJECTION your honor!! We have no proof that Hylas is not a moron.

Fortune: Er...Sustain.

Hylas:WHAT ...SUSTAIN!?!?!??!

Fortune: Please continue Mr JB.

JB: I have no further questions your honor.

CC: Mr Hylas, is it true that you ranted on and on about wanting to read more of Hadoken's so called posts?

Hylas: Ranted is a bit strong...but yeah, I wanted to read more of what he had to say.

CC: So, why exactly did you say to Hadoken "I don't give a fcrap"?

Hylas: Hadii asked me if I would like him to draw either a manga or a text story, and I told him I don't give a crap of whatever he did. I told him to do what he wanted to.

CC: (points at JB) AH-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!

JB: (mumbles and taps his finger on his desk)

CC:*smiling* No further questions your honor.

Fortune: You may step down now Ms Hylas.

Meryl: The court calls...Ms Mena!!!!

Mena: (walks to the bench)

Fortune:...blah blah... do you swear to tell nothing about the truth, the truth of the whole, and the truth's truth?

Mena: ....?

Fortune: I mean...do you swear to tell the truth?

Mena:*looks around* Uh... Yes.

Fortune: This whole truth talk gives me a headache, who the heck in st. bakersfield came up with this "tell the truth" line? ...anyway, go sit to the bench.

JB: Ms Mena, what purpose do you think Hadoken's posts served for?

Mena: Well, you see, Hadoken's a homosexual.

Hadoken: I- I -- WHAT!??!?!

Mena: Throughout his posts, all we can see is a bunch of sick and twisted jokes of homoerotic nature, as well as perverted homosexual scenes between our beloved DBZ characters. Heck, his favorite character is Freeza. What did you expect?

Hadoken: LIES!!!! AAAAAALL LIES!!!!!! SHE'S LYING!! SHE'S EVIL I TELL YA!!!EVIL!!!!!

CC: Don't worry, if she's lying I'll catch her off guard.

JB: Did you find his posts funny?

Mena: Are you kidding me? Who can find funny any posts of a homosexual?

Hadoken: (swears and growls) grr...that woman!

Crowd: MUMBLE MUMBLE

Fortune: AAAAAAAAAH SHUT UP!!!! (slams hammer)

JB: Tsk, No further questions your honor.

CC: Describe us a homosexual Ms Mena.

JB: OBJECTION your honor!! He's trying to guide the witness--

Mena: (points at Hadoken) Right there! Just like that one!!

JB:Uh --nothing your honor.

Crowd: (laughs)

Fortune:

Hadoken: oooh, I hate her!!!!

CC: ...no further questions your honor.

Meryl: The court calls....Mr Black Thornn!!

Black Thornn: ...(walks to the bench)

Fortune: Ah, do you swear to tell the truth and all that crap?

Black Thornn: What is an oath? Really. Is it...a metapsychic agreement between a person and his deity? Is it a connection of sorts with fate itself? Or is it simply a cleverly arranged fact by various people, with it's roots originating from the distant past, where time and space were more than simple ideals?

Fortune: ......?

Black Thornn: Fate. Oath. Belief. God. The Void. Death. Comparison. It is clear that this was not a mere plea of sorts, acting on it's own free will. Perhaps we're dealing with a construct of society; perhaps we're answering the call of a superior life force (race?), or we may have a lot of spare time on our hands. What is a man made of? Why did he chose the oath, while there HAD to be other ways and methods to express his devotion on a quest, or an ideal, or a simple action --did he really had to chose the thing we call "an oath"? And besides, not all people hold an oath to a high esteem. Others will probably --

Fortune:AH DAMN YES OR NO!?!?!??

Black Thornn: ...Yes.

JB: Mr Thorn--