*After being relieved from being scared, notices blue candy in a jar that reads "Do not touch! - Baretta"*
"I'll eat whatever I damn well want..."
*eats blue candy and suddenly inflates into a big fat blue Hero*
"Oh no... Now I'll never get a date! Oh crap, Baretta's gonna find out I ate his candy by noticing that one's missing from the jar..."
*closes jar and sits on couch whistling*
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