Yet another lame joke.
A man comes to a farmers house. He askes if he may stay and the farmer tells him that he can. Well that night the man slept in the fruit cellar and later he needed to get up and take a crap. Well he didn't want to bother the farmer so he went over and found a fruit jar. He did his business and went back to sleep. Later on he got up and left. A week later the farmers wife made an apple pie. The farmer was eating the pie and looked at a post card from the drifter. it read. "Hi John, I wanted to tell you that the night that I staied there I had to take a crap and I did it in a fruit jar down stairs. Sorry." The farmer looks at his wife and then at the fruit jar. He gets up from the table and looks at everyone. He said "Saies I saies I. I will eat no more Hi John pie."
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