[Cannibal Clown]

Bubble gum and cleanex.

"Yes he said to himself, this will be the greatest costume ever."

he put the suit on and looked at himselfin the mirror for a moment, aweing at his magnificance. Thinking about all of the hot women he will meet and how rich he will be after becoming a wrestling legend.

He then slipped into a daydream of seeing himself in a ring and millions of fans yelling out his name. "Page III, Page III Page III!" The news reporters everywhere, and allof the women , oh yes the women, flocking from everywhich direction. "Oh Page III, can we have your autograph." "Will you sign my breasts?" "Can we have a later wrestling competition, one on one?"

After George began to think of what his life could be, he decided that this is how his life was meant to be. He culdn't wait for the day his dream would come true. But then he saw the bill for his bubble gum and cleanex suit, and he knew that he could never afford it. Apperently, even at this dump, there was an old man making profit off of whatever was there, putting price tags on everything. Looking down at the price "$29.95" He could never pay that off. Not in a million years. He then put the suit back on the garbage can rack and left the dump store, thinking how pethetic his life will be because of hie dead end life.

But then he saw it, the greatest wrestling costume ever, lying on the curb down the street. It was a large beer barrel with armn straps, with the number 3 printed on it.

He ran to the curb with excitement, about to take his barrel home, but when he got to it, he was abruptly halted by...