[MADRUCKIS]

Wha.....Vamp-I need to check that
Well I have a million of these since I've beat the game so many blody times but here's 2 of my fav

1. When Snake and Raiden split up to defuse bombs run up towards the struts that Snake is supposed to be checking. There you'll find an unconcious gaurd Snake laid out and when you look at first person veiw down the bridge to the other strut....you see Snake IN A BOX. You can shoot him a couple of times and he starts running and flaps fall of the box......lol
Then you have to call Pliskin right away to get Raidens veiw on "Some freak wearing a box" and Snake covering for himself

2. When doing the duel sniper part with Snake where your covering Emma, whip out your tranquilizer rifle and peg Snake. He'll fall asleep. Try calling him to see what Snake has nightmares of.....("Meryl?")

here's more

*Xiliphore-they DO pee on themselve, I've seen it happen more than once.
*try using your stealth to punch a gaurd-sometimes if theres another in proximty, he'll blame the other guy
*the soldier in underwear in the Tanker mission is a classic
*try taking pics of the veiw screen during the speech to get Hideo's ghostly face ooooooooooooooooooooo
*I once shot the Vulcan Raven toy and let it shoot for awhile.......for a long while and some soldiers where in persuit and I slipped on the tiny pelets and fell..funny moment
*ever tried knocking on the poster girls *cough* area in the 1st locker room
*Snakes face when you stare too long at the posters and call Otacon
*try pointing the microphone during the hostage mission towards the side bathroom to your left to hear a convo from the soldier from MGS 1 with the bad stomach
*the girlie magazines for distracting teh gaurds is hilarious-the way the lie downand enjoy lol
*try reading the missions log in the options menu....it's LONG, and you have to check everypage in order to get this special story. It's a conspiracy story about a guy who uses a fish to stow away to the MGS1 island
*crawl too much on bugs and your rations get eaten.....yipes
*blast bugs with stinger missisles to get bug guts on your screen yum yum

just to name a few some people forgot