I think its very good paper, only you missed a bit of the timeline out :
666 B.C. Bill Gates created in hell by satan and comes to earth in various forms, including Emperor Nero of Rome, Attila the Hun, Hitler, and his current state, evil (but rich) chief of evilness. In other words, why do you praise this flagranty bad person with over (stops to count, gets bored, guesses)
lots of words, none of which seem to be insulting. Lovely turn of phrase tho, keep up the good work