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Old Feb 14th, 2002, 08:45 PM   #49
BowevelJoe
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aye i picture him as i little man made of ice cream, maybe 4 ft tall, made out of chocolate ice cream with chocolate chips, (rememeber, hes made out of icecream, and youll see why its chocolate in the next story



One Time BLibby told me he would tell me a secret if i got him a cookie. I told him that he didnt need food because he wdas imaginary. Then Blibby called me a poo poo head so i shoved him into a ziplock bag. BLibby liked it in the ziplock bag. I would hid him under the cushions of the couch and one time when my brothers girl friend game over BLibby made pootie noises. My brothers girl friend asked him if he needed to go potty so Blibby made even louder pootie noises. Finally when Blibby stopped, the girl pooted. BLibby thought it was too smelly so he ran out of the bag and out from under the cushion and got my brothers pants dirty with chocolate ice cream stains. THe girl blamed my brother for the last poot and said he pooed himself. Blibby thought this was funny so he drew a chocolate moustache on the girl. She kinda looked like my uncle now.. When I finally found BLibby to give him his cookie he didnt want it, so i ate it. I wanted to play doctor now so i gave Blibby 5 themometers, Blibby didnt know what to do, so he ate them. After that, BLibbys never been the same since...Silly Ol Blibby, eating them mercury themometers. Maybe he will teach me how to fit in a plastic bag one of these days!

to be continued...
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