[ViceCityMasta]

Originally posted by furry_spatula

well what was the name of the commercial, like. what all did he say, like what was he advertising.. liberty city ... turnip roast? I forget

heres the whole comercial...
Do You live in the boring suberbs and dream of living in a lonely castal wind swept hill? Do you lown do trade your sweat suit for a hundred pound suit of amour and swap your SUV for a noble stallion? Do you eat microwave dinners all the while you where eating a suckling pig at a peg and banquet? Is your next home inprovment a mote? Well get ready Liberty City, this weekend and every weekend at Liberty City park is the Medival Melenium Fair. Our band of traviling minstoles, light and madins 'o' so fare. Are ready to delite you with tales of the black death, witch burnings and the joys of being a futal surf. Forget about air condition and moderate medisons, we've got all the leaches, spell and potions you need at the Medeval Melenium Fair. Learn the art of cooking with turnips, um, um. By jenuen reporduction medeval artifacts including maces, double handed battel swords and one size fits all chain male. And this weekend only pick up a athentic lady of the laken excaliber. Its perfact for your garden pond or swimming pool. And learn how to read your condo of vermin use a penny whisel and a strange pancing german named Hans. The Medeval Melenium Fair ever weekend at Liberty City Park.

Well thats it. hoped it helped.