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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 06:56 PM   #67
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A priest, a Rabbi, and a Minster are all gathered together out in the desert to decide how they should split all of the money that was donated to the three reglions that they repsent. The priest saies "lets draw a big circle and throw the money into the air. What we give to God is what lands in the Circle." The minster saies "No, no, no. Lets Draw a big Circle and throw the money in the air and what lands outside of the circle we give to God." THe Rabbi looks at them both and saies "No. We throw the money in the air and what God wants he keeps."
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