[BowevelJoe]

I was excited, today Im getting a pet mouse! Blibby wanted me to name him Moonshine, but I was going to name him Flipper. My mouse cost me $1.20, he weighed 10 pounds and was solid white. My mom thought he was a dog when i brought him home. Flipper was not very engergetic. He just layed there and chewed on stuff. Skippy wasnt fun either, he ate my shoes and a pair of my socks too. BLibby thought that Flipper looked funny and started jumping on top of him. Flipper was getting kinda grouchy and started eating Blibby. I didnt like Flipper anymore so i started hitting him with a stick. Flipper started eating the stick i was hitting him with. Blibby was pretty mad and stucka cork in Flippers butt and strated feeding him lots of alkaseltzers. Flipper started blowing up like a ballon, i was kinda scared, If Flipper kepg growing i would have to live in the backyard and live off of birds and turtles, BLibby pulled out a needle and poked FLipper, it was nasty looking, Flipper shot around the room deflating like a ballon making a weird pootie WoopIE noise all the around the room till he splatted into the wall. He died in a giant poot, that pooted against the wall, that pooted again when he hit the floor like the pooting poot that a poot was...Next week im getting a gopher! Im still thinking of a name...