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Let's rate your online IQ:

1) How important is voice gaming??
a) Absolutely important!!!
b) Well, kinda useless for some games...

-If you choose a, you are clearly an Xbox gamer. You are the kind of gamer that likes to express your feelings to others!!!
-If you chose B, you probably have difficulty making decisions. Some days you want to talk trash and strategize online and other days you'd rather fester in your silent gloom. Some PS2 online games support voice, others don't. Besides, voice is really crappy on a dial-up connection

2) Do you enjoy using coins to assemble peripherals??
a) Coins? Are you nut???
b) Yes, I enjoy using coins to do something "FUN" and "CONSTRUCTIVE"!!

-If you chose A, you must have an Xbox. See, your Xbox already has a built-in Ethernet port all ready and waiting for you to plug in an Ethernet cable.
-If you chose B, you must have a PlayStation 2. You must go to the store, purchase a network adapter, and then use a coin to screw the thing in. You'll need all the coins you can get what with buying all those peripherals and paying monthly subscriptions for games.

3) How many personalities do you have?
a) Duh! One of course!!!
b) Several...I am kinda moody, like a girl.

-If you chose A, you and Xbox Live are a match made in gamer heaven. When you sign up for the Xbox Live service, you pick a single Gamertag. How convienient.
-If you chose B, you'd probably get along real well in the land of PS2 Online. Because in that world you need a new name for each and every game you play. So what if you have to remember 16 different names and passwords? So what if your friends can't find you online? You're a free spirit, right? Or is it just schizophrenia?

4) What do you think about dial up??
a) Dial up??? I can't wait to play online!!
b) Dial up is as good as high speed, I am a patient boy. I love waiting.

-If you chose A, you're obviously a happening, with-it kind of gamer who would no more try to play online over a dial-up connection than attempt to suck pizza through a straw.
-If you chose B—wait, wait, someone's still laughing… okay. We're better now. Um, dial-up is a fine way to play online. It's especially cool because that way you can have a special club of gamers to play with—since you won't be able to play with the high-speeders. You can call it the "Slow Club."

Results
If you chose mostly A, congratulations! You are terrifically smart and talented. You know what's good and you know where to get it. Now get back to your Xbox!

If you chose mostly B, congratulations! You will have some fun with your coin-screwing, multiple names, laggy games, and hidden friends.

Thanks for participating!