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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 03:33 PM   #42
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And yet another!!

These two leprechauns knocked on the door of the convent and asked to see the Mother Abbess. Once they'd been admitted to the presence, one of them asked shyly, "Do you have any leprechaun nuns?"
The Mother Abbess said, "No, I'm afraid we don't."
The leprechaun then asked, "Do you know of any other convent that has any leprechaun nuns?"
Once again, the Mother Abbess said, "No, I don't believe there are any."

At this point the second leprechaun could no longer contain himself. He started laughing so hard he fell to the floor, rolling around helplessly.
Pointing at the first one, he giggled, "See, I told you! You shagged a penguin!"



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