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Old Sep 5th, 2005, 10:16 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by IcyMourdor
Oh gawd, today just topped it off. All I want is for customers to just listen to what I say.

"How much will it be if I get it delivered?" The customer asks.
"There is no delivery charge." I say innocently.
"Really?"
"Yep, we don't charge."
"Okay, oh, how much is it going to be with the delivery charge?"

I wanted to cry...
Oh yeah, these stupid questions...yeah, been there, done that. Kinda like this for example:

Me: "Would you like fried rice or steam rice?"
Customer: "....Are those the only two choices?"
Me: "Yes."
Customer: "Oh, well, what's the difference?"
Me: "Fried rice is the brown-ish fried rice and steam rice is the plain white rice."
Customer: "Oh, okay...um...yeah, I'll have it with thin rice noodles."

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