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Old May 13th, 2002, 05:35 PM   #39
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May 15, 2002

Makgsnake Helps out Qjij_Qjij and Mena{formaly known as Hello Kitty}, out of the hole. Mena gives Makg a kiss on his cheeks. He then gets beet red. He walks around and soon finds this ugly person she says, "You look like a man." He turns around and flicks the finger. Then she says, "Like that hurts me man." Then she says, "You know what?" Makg says, "No?!" She says, "You look like a man." Then Makg, "You look like a B***H." She says, "Tryin to come back huh." He just walks off. Later on he goes into a warp, he then sees the future. He sees him having no true love, he sees a scroll saying, the next women you see will be your true love, and if you don't kiss her, you will not have a true love. He goes back to the present. He bumps into this good lookin women, better lookin than Christina Agularia. She drops her books. Makg helps her out, "Here let me help you." She says, "Thanks, but I can handle it." He helps her out even though, and when they start to get up, Makg kisses her. He french kisses her. Her name is Sara. Maybe they can get the HOOK' UP.
Guess who comes back and says, "You look like a pan."

May 16, 2002

Well everybody is afraid of the Ps2fantasy Virus. Rei is in a someones bed, and when that person puts down the covers she says, "I see dead people." The man just faints. She sits in front of a messed up t.v. and a station that the man can't catch. His wife comes in, and Rei says, "Harry's back." Then she gets a furrball stuck in her throat. She disappears. Fortune wonders what Harry is doing. She is about to go searchin for him, when she opens the door he is standin there with a smile on your face. Fortune gets some VIAGRA from the cabinet. And I don't have to say whats next. *COUGHS, AND CLEARS THROAT*
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