[merylsilverburg]

Originally posted by Lefty
i just dunked the ball and can down with my mouth open and snagged them.

Holy crap! That must've been awful! How old were you when this happened?

Well, I got a few other moments, except this was out of my stupidity. When I was really young, I forgot how old, I was out shopping with my sister. We've been shopping for the entire day, and since I was just a little kid, I was pooped! So, when we went to this supermarket to pick up groceries, I was really tired. We were in the Cans aisle and I spotted these big cardboard boxes. Well, since I was a exhausted (and a retard) I ran over to them and just sat on them without thinking if they were empty or not. Well...they were empty, so my ass just slammed right into the box. My arms were flailing, my feet were high in the air, and I was stuck, 'cause the box was pretty damn deep. My sister didn't help me 'cause she was all the way down in the aisle looking, so I just sat there, until this grocery boy came by, saw me, then helped me out. He was looking at me funny, kinda like, "How'd THAT happen?" I was so humiliated. Another time was when I was in third grade, and I was taking a test using those Scantron sheets...you know, the ones where you have to bubble in. Well, we had to input the day and year we were born, so as I was filling out my year, this girl was talking to me and I got distracted and I filled in 1989, instead of 1985. Well, my teacher saw this, and she loved to humiliate me, 'cause I was the only Asian in my entire elementary school, so she called out in front of the entire class, "Diana, you were born in 1985. Not 1989, is there something wrong with you?" Everyone looked at me and I stupidly walked up and corrected it. Damn, I hate that teacher. Another stupid embarrassing moment of mine was when I was in first grade, and we had those small math booklets, and the cover had a bowl of fruits. We were able to color them in and that was an assignment of ours. But, I forgot about it, and the next day, I quickly whipped out my crayons and just coloring those damn fruits any color. When the b***** teacher came around, she saw my cover and said to the entire class, "Everyone, look at Diana's cover. Have you seen anything like this? She colored her grapes yellow!" Everyone started laughing and I quickly tried to fix them, but she kept going, " My goodness! Who here ever seen pink oranges? Or blue lemons!" The teacher and the kids wouldn't let me hear the end of it. God, I was so embarrassed and pissed.