"Sir" Alex Feguson for making a craphead of himeslf in a statement about selling Beckhasm to Real Madrid. (I DO NOT support MAN U.) The only reason hes doing it is because he made a £28 million mistake with Veron.
My mobile phone - cos I keep getting text messages saying ive won this or ive won that. I got my network to stop people doing that though -
I was getting ready to bury the thing.