[Redpyramidhead]

Well I was bored enough so I did it:

malintencionado: good evening
Austin Powers: 'ello again, malintencionado!
Let's talk!
malintencionado: how are you?
Austin Powers: Great thx! You?
malintencionado: I'm horney
Austin Powers: You're horney, I'm horney, we're all horney.
malintencionado: but you don't make me horney
Austin Powers: Why?
malintencionado: i don't like international spies of mystery
Austin Powers: Why?
malintencionado: i prefer women, women, and more women
Austin Powers: You don't say?
malintencionado: Do you like women?
Austin Powers: That doesn't concern you.
malintencionado: shagadelic
Austin Powers: It's a bit nutty it is!
malintencionado: I am horney
Austin Powers: You are horney! Well well well.
malintencionado: uhhhh
Austin Powers: What's that again?
malintencionado: uhhhhhh
Austin Powers: "uhhhhhh"? Are you typing with your fist?
malintencionado: No with my ****
Austin Powers: That is freaking me out, baby.
malintencionado: kinda hard to type this way
Austin Powers: Fascinating.
malintencionado: im sure
Austin Powers: For real?
malintencionado: so how's JediBrittney?
Austin Powers: That's a tough question. I'm not quite sure how jedibrittney is.
malintencionado: But you know her don't you? I know you were talking to her.
Austin Powers: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!
malintencionado: Doesn't she make you randy?
Austin Powers: It's difficult to say.
malintencionado: really?
Austin Powers: Yep.
malintencionado: well I'm insulted on her behalf
Austin Powers: Oh yeah?
malintencionado: yeah
Austin Powers: Huh.
malintencionado: you heard me
Austin Powers: Perhaps you could make yourself more clear?
malintencionado: how about a knuckle sandwich
Austin Powers: I'm a bit daft! I don't know. Sorry!
malintencionado: you suck
Austin Powers: Sorry to hear that. I'm trying my best.
malintencionado: i know
Austin Powers: Cool.
malintencionado: perhaps i should be easier on you
Austin Powers: Welly welly well.
So moving right along...
What else is happening then?
malintencionado: stop it
Austin Powers: I can not be stopped. ;-)
malintencionado: yes you can just watch this
Austin Powers: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
malintencionado: bye bye
Austin Powers: Bye for now.

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