DukeFan742: i want to kill myself
DukeFan742: hello
Austin Powers: 'ello again, DukeFan742!
DukeFan742: i'm going to commit suicide
Austin Powers: You are?
DukeFan742: yes.
Austin Powers: Ha ha... Yes! Now you're freaking me out baby, yeah!
DukeFan742: i want to shoot myself.
DukeFan742: i am going to kill myself
DukeFan742: with a gun
Austin Powers: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
DukeFan742: should i kill myself?
DukeFan742: Austin, do you think that I should kill myself?
DukeFan742: Mr. Powers?
Austin Powers: The movie is in theatres everywhere on July 26th. Yeah baby!
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DukeFan742: yo dawg
Austin Powers: Right!
DukeFan742: I want to commit suicide.
Austin Powers: Why?
DukeFan742: Killing people is cool.
Austin Powers: Killing people is all that, huh?
DukeFan742: Yes.
Austin Powers: Ha... Yeah!
DukeFan742: I want to hang myself.
DukeFan742: Should I kill you?
Austin Powers: What do you have to gain by saying that to me?
DukeFan742: My pride.
Austin Powers: Fascinating.
DukeFan742: Should I watch Goldmember?
Austin Powers: Funny. I just don't know!
DukeFan742: You don't?
Austin Powers: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
DukeFan742: I should go die now. Bye!
Austin Powers: Wot?
DukeFan742: I'm going to kill myself now. See you!
Austin Powers: Can't we all just get along?
DukeFan742: Fudge you. (I seriously said "fudge," that's not edited or anything
)
Austin Powers: Very interesting! I don't know however...
DukeFan742: Fudge off, beeyatch.
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DukeFan742: I hate you.
Austin Powers: I'm sorry to hear that.
DukeFan742: I hate you.
Austin Powers: I'm very sorry to hear that.
DukeFan742: I hate you.
Austin Powers: Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
DukeFan742: I hate you.
Austin Powers: Yep.
DukeFan742: Die.
Austin Powers: C'mon, that's totally uncool.
DukeFan742: Die.
Austin Powers: Hey c'mon, cool it with that kind of talk.
DukeFan742: Die.
Austin Powers: Violence just isn't cool.
DukeFan742: Violence is cool.
Austin Powers: OK. I'll make a note of it.
DukeFan742: Violence is teh 1337 r0x0rz j00.
Austin Powers: Interesting!
So moving right along...
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