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Old Feb 8th, 2002, 12:25 PM   #7
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Here is one.

There were 3 guys walking through the desert, an average joee, G.W. Bush, and Bin Laden. as they were walking through the desert they found a magic lamp, tthey rubbed it and a genie popped out, I will grant you 1 wish each he said. The 1st guy asked for riches beyond imagine, Bin Laden then said I want you to build a wall arounf my country to prtect my people, from the world, and it was done. Bush then asked the genie tell me about this wall, Genie says it is about 50 feet tall, nd impenetrable, Ok bush says, Fill it with water.


Ha Ha I have tons more.
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