[MADRUCKIS]

Will the real slim shady.....please pm those people to get them off of Makg's back please...

Well I'm just a goobeldigook of stories. Since I live in the city and I ride the trains every bloody day of my life..........(note to self-need a car) I can tell you some funny stories.

I have a funny story a week and I'm not playing this happens and my freinds hate hanging around me cause I attract bizzare behavior but last weeks story is odd, if not scary for some.
ahem
I was with a lady freind enjoying dinner at a fine irish restaraunt in Times Square (Mcdonalds). when this guy walks up to our table. Now when someone asks me for change, I'd tell him I don't have but if they want food. The guy asked me for change for sumthing to eat. I had a cheeseburger I didn't want so I gave it to him. He told me
"Naw man. Keep your food."
Of course I looked at him like
So he rested a hand on my shoulder and leaned in and whispered
"Yo. I don't really want food. I just was inhaling crack and I'm on a buzz. I don't want your food keep it."
People who know me know I have space issues and I looked at his hand on my shoulder. The guy got so scared and jumpy that he told me.....
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I beg your forgiveness. I apologize. I'll eat your food. I didn't man to disrespect." and he starts dogging down my cheeseburger and bowing. Then he splits.
Even funnier though was that a couple of tourist watching it thought he stole my food off my table and I didn't do anything about it. They made sure THEIR food was close to them while they were there hah ha