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Above is a link to a funny thing that was shown to me. It asks you for a couple things and it makes it into a Jerry Springer Show. Unfortuneately, it's all the same thing, just names inserted. I made one about the staff. You can use this and make some of your friends or whatever.

Here's mine:

The Jerry Springer Show : Episode 627 : "Marriage Meltdown!"


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[The crowd starts chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"]

Jerry: Tonight on "The Jerry Springer Show" we have a particularly interesting episode! Mourdor is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend, SSSnake. So everyone, please put your hands together for Mourdor!

[The crowd whoops and hollers]

Jerry: Okay, now Mourdor you're here to talk about someone aren't you?

You: Yes.

Jerry: And what is this other person's name?

You: Soul Angel.

[The crowd squeals with delight]

Jerry: Okay, okay, well Soul Angel, is actually here tonight ...

[The crowd squeals]

Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you Mourdor, because as it happens there is someone else here to see you! So let's bring out ... Meryl!

You: What the HELL!!!

[Out of nowhere you pull out a cannon. Meryl reaches for the table. Out of the shadows Harry appears]

Harry: Wait everybody, wait!

Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here. First, tell us why you're here Meryl.

Meryl: Because I saw Mourdor and Harry making out at Best Buy!

[The crowd goes absolutely insane]

Harry: That's a lie! I was home watching Simpsons!

Jerry: [raising his hands] Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here ... what exactly is the problem Meryl?

Meryl: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with SSSnake who has recently become engaged to Harry.

[The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement]

Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring SSSnake out here because Mourdor had something that they needed to tell them anyway about ... Soul Angel that's right!

SSSnake: [enters onto stage and saunters over towards you] What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with Soul Angel! You know how I feel about Soul Angel!

Harry: [screams] What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with Soul Angel!

SSSnake: Because I knew that I could never have Soul Angel. But Mourdor promised me that they'd never hook up out of respect for my feelings!

Harry: What about respect for my feelings!

[Meryl walks suddenly across the stage, embracing SSSnake]

Meryl: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me.

[Again the crowd squeals]

Harry: Oh my God! Are you sick!?

[Harry runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly]

Harry: Mourdor take me away from all of this!

You: You see? That's the thing ... I'm ... well, I'm married ...

[The crowd does its bit]

Harry: Married?

[You nod]

Harry: Who the hell are you married to? When ... when did this happen? I don't understand!

You: The other day. In Vegas. I'm married to Soul Angel.

SSSnake: [screaming] WHAT!!!

Jerry: [grinning widely, makes an enquiry] So ... did you have a nice wedding night?

Soul Angel: [stepping back out onto center stage] Well we had sex 8 times if that's what you mean.

[The crowd squeals]

Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight ... Mourdor is married to Soul Angel who SSSnake has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now SSSnake has recently become engaged to Harry who was recently spotted kissing Mourdor in Best Buy. Now on top of this, Meryl has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with SSSnake.

Soul Angel: That's right Jerry.

Jerry: [looking sternly into the camera] It's times like these that one has to wonder whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Vegas to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks - it's been great - but for now, take care of yourselves ... and each other.

[Cue cheesy background music and fade to black]