[merylsilverburg]

Originally posted by spiritslayer
thx, here's another one
a thief sees that everyone left the house, so he knocks on the door
"who's there" is a reply of a small boy's voice
"it's me! open up" thief tries to mimic his voice
"no" states the little boy
"who's there?" thief asks
"just me and jack" says the boy
"how old are you?"
"7"
"how old is jack?"
"3"
the thief laughs and breaks the door only to see a 2 year old st bernard dog jump at his balls

Ha, ha!