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Ok I did one of these last time I was here and hit was a huge it, lets give it a whirl. Once I finnish the next person adds to it an so on. Lets try it,.
Once there was this boy named george, and he had a really big dream of one day being.... |
An American Gladiator...he always loved watching the show and hoped that one day he too could...
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Masturbate in public ! Oh yes !
Yes, he wanted to follow in the footsteps of his idol ... |
Masta Onion, so he moved to Masta Onion's dojo and mastered the arts of Chop Chopping and....
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Kung-Fu. He figured that being famous and a super-martial arts leader would lead him to loads of ca$$. So one day he saw and old lady and decided to. . .
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Beg for money by getting on his knees and pleading. After the old lady slaps him...
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with a lions head that happened to be sitting outside of a safari store, george used his newly gained kund fu to fight the old lady, he got into a his tiger fighting style and...
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the old lady went into her dragon stance, the two fought in a fiece battle, george used his scratch old lady with scrathy claws move and...
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dropped her cane and feel over...george put one foot on her chest, did his best Hulk Hogan impression and then look at the lady and said....
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"OMG! This is my mother!" and george's mother was really pissed off for her son's behaviour, so ...
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she got up grabbed george by the ear and dragged him to the nerest walmart where she forced him to....
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.... eat cauliflowers, and we all know the effect of cauliflowers when george eats them! But the mother didn't seem to know this terrible danger...
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that his head shrinks. So she went to get some....
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porno, not for him for his dog, for some strange reason his dog beats his meat to humans so his dog walks off after doing his business and decides to put some music on then he grabs the Cd...................
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Kenny chesney Live (country) and starts to dance with george until.....
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georges mom walks in on him while his pants are down and he is watching C-SPAN, then all of a sudden he gets a letter in the mail from ESPN saying that....................................
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it's illegal to watch this show while doing that. So they take action by....
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forcing him to become a wrestler.
He had to choose himself a name ... |
...but he had a really hard time choosing this name, because he wanted the coolest name ever. So he started reading the white pages looking for a decent name and finally...
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he decided page 3. After that he went to the dump to find a costume and it was made out of...
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