Pointless Crap by Me!
 

I do this stuff when im bored at school and have nothing to do but stare at the wall..here goes nothing, ill try to do one story a day or so...

1. I was walking down the street one day when i saw a wise man. He told me that he would tell me wise stuff for a buck. I said Sure!! I gave him a dollar and he said something like "Think with your big head not your small out". I was confused so i gave him another dollar and he said "Ignorance is bliss" and i said what a load of piss! He said "Give me another dollar and i will tell you a wise way to say "piss" So i was like Okay! and i hgve him another dollar. He told me to say "poot" instead so when i have to take a wizz i feel really smart and tell everyone when I'm taking a "Poot"

2.How now brown cow they say, I say wow thats a cow? I thought it was my aunt...

3.Roses are Red Violets are green, in biology class i located a frogs spleen

4.Your driving down a road on a mountain and you run off the mountain. While falling you hit the brakes. Why? You cant stop gravity silly! SPLAT!!

Lol, funny man :p .

Wha?
 

That Is Funny But Absurd As Well.....!...... :)

Woh!!!!!! it boggles the mind,man does that have hidden meaning:eek: j/k:D [/b]

nah nothing hidden, just humor mixed with boredom..

Lol
That was funny BowevelJoe!

Keep it up ;)

That was nuts, but funny.

It's cool to write down the stuff that you think of out of the blue when you're bored.

You're pretty good at it. Why don't you write down your dreams too. Sometimes, you can turn those into some pretty wierd stories.

Todays Story
 

1.There once was a beaver, he was a really ugly fellow, so ugly he married a blind squirrel. He lived in a dam, an ugly dam that was so ugly it made people that saw it say stuff like "That sure is an ugly dam" and "Wheres my pineapple?" The beaver was a mean fellow with breath so reeky he was pulled over by the cops for doing 60 reeks in a 30 reek zone. He was once believed to be Richard Nixon and was moved into the Whitehouse. They say he was great. All he did all day was eat chairs and crap splinters all over the rugs. He left for home when they found the real Richard Nixon. He was found acting like a cow in a cattle ranch in Texas. They say that Bush was behind it, but Beaver Bob didnt care, he wanted to go eat some more wood and poop on things. That was the life of Bob the Beaver...

2.There was a smart man who lived long ago. He was the maker of many great inventions. He invented things like Human hand grenades, and things that did things, and some more things. Im not really sure that he was a smart man, but thats just me. Smart Ed is what they called him. He blew up 4 city blocks because he felt the urge to "mix the pretty blue chemicals with the neato green ones"He had an obsession with lighting peoples hair on fire, but this wasnt very fun for his friends because all he would do is laugh and spit on thier heads. Eventually he got married, but it didnt last long when he brought one of his human hand grenades home. He lived awhile, but listning to his dads saying "laughter is the best medicene" soon died of tuburculosis (sp? lol)

Wow:confused: That was um:confused: Well uhh, interesting.

You have the coolest imagination. I wish I could think up screwed up crap like that. It makes some sort of sence in a twisted way of coarse.

Keep it up....I suppose?

Wow that was very weird BowevelJoe
keep it up! :rolleyes:

Lessons of life from me- never pee on electric fenses or up hill

watch out for suicidal chipmunks and kamakazi gophers

those are just a few, Want more? probably not.

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Thursdays stuff
 

Makg i make this stuff up in class man, im writing whatever pops into my head lol

The Lord of the......Krud?

Along time ago, a really really long time ago, did i mention a really long time ago? There was a man by the name of Jrud who was about to embark on a pointless journey that no one cares about, nor neard heard about.One day while walking through the woods Jrud realized that he was all out of poo paper and went looking for some. While walking across a river Krud found mysterious ring that made him invisible, but oh well, this wasnt going to solve his problem, so he ate it because it was pretty. Soon after he exploded, but you could have never guessed because it was an invisible explosion. Weird eh?


One time while walking down the street i saw a funny looking old man driving by. I waved at him, and he flipped me off. I then began to act like i was having a heart attack. The old man, while watching me, ran straight into a ditch. God i love my grandpa.


you guys can post your random crap here too, you dont just have to post stuff like "wow thats wierd, or absurb, say whats on your mind lol...007 has the right idea!

obtusely cool

Oh yeah that would be good, I think that he is rubbing of on me I am doing stupid stuff like him more often

Friday(a bit late i know but..)
 

1.There once was an insane man, who ran from land to land. They called him Umbrella but no one knew why. Maybe it was because his head was shaped like an iron, or perhaps it was because he had flippers for feet, but Umbrella? He only knew how to grow hemp, but sometimes he was a pimp. His family owned a waffle plant and enjoyed jumping into the giant vat of waffle stuff. One time he was put through the machine and looked like a waffle for a week. He never really accomplished anything, besides being the first human waffle. He once thought he could take over the world by making a swirley hypnotizing designs on waffles, but the only person he hypnotized was himself and forgot what he was doing. The rest of his life was spent running aimlessly into walls and barking at tables. What a life!

2.There once was a story heard from a man, that was heard from another man, that was heard by crazy Frank who swore he heard it from a pooting cat, so were just going to take his word for it.
Way back in the day in the days of lords and samurai was a man by the name of Yackity Yack, who sometimes said "Dont talk back", to know one, people thought he was talking to himself, but he was acually talking to a turtle that lived in his kimono pocket. He was a great samurai in the clan of Bob. He accomplished many great things in his life like the ability to suck noodles through his nose, and being able to tell the day of the week by what condition his underpants were in. He lived a long and ate many strange things. One time he thought he ate a moose-phant(moose&elephant hybrid) but, it was only his wife. He had many-a-children whom he thought were cute, but acually favored neanderthals. They enjoyed grunting and eating sticks. Eventually Yackity Yack died of malnutrition, a little slow in the brain department, thought that kitty litter was a new type of grain.
The end :)

if im to weird for you guys ill stop, i mean i understand because i get that all the time lol...so just say so...

Here is one when I was young my father told me that the people that were riding their bikes on the road were killers, and that they murdered 5 people with shovels, and I was young when they rode past me I yelled at them and threw rocks at them, lol