hookers
 

maybe someone can tell me what to do when i get a hooker in my car.... where do i go?

like anywhere i go and stop (like in GTA3) nothing happens

please help

I have the same problem. But try going to an alley, somewhere in the docks, or perhaps somewhere behind the Sunshine Auto's buisness. I've never got a hooker to work in this game yet. I dont know why its so hard.

goodluck.

actualy getting a hooker is easy....
go by the malibu club (have to be a car not a bike)
and she will get in

then i dont know what to do
lol

well yeah, I've got one in my car :P but they didnt do anything. I think I'm gonna leave my PS2 on overnight. and see if she'll use up all 82million some odd dollars I have :D I'd crap my pants if she did. Then I'd have to kill her and see if it gives it all back.

hahahaha that would actualy be funny
yup you do that and tell me what happend :)

I just might do that. Yes. I will. bwahaha. I wonder if it'd take all night? or longer?? :shock:

you can do it on the beach. I just tried.

so you just go on the beach and then what?
just stay in the car?
and what happens?

nah, nothing really speacial happens, car shakes, and hooker moan, thats it.. pretty lame imo..

to pick up a hooker it has to be at night in vc

Also you health will increse to 125% (if you do not have the health benefits of like 150% and 200%, i dont know what happens with them) and it is boring, the hooker doesnt actually moves, its ok for gettin sum health back and an extra bit, jus pull up near a hooker (easy to tell whos a hooker) then if shes interested she come up and look at you in the window ( dont drive on the pavement, they usually run away for thier lives ) once shes in, go somewhere of the road, beach, alleys, grassy areas etc. if the car does bounce after a few seconds of parking, find somewhere else. if it bounces, dont get out and dont drive away. When you get up to 125% health shell leave the car or you can get rid off her by leaving the car. If you kill her she drops money, although im not 100% sure if this is the money you spent on her (remember, you always lose a dollar per minute with a hooker in the car, evein if you aint doin tha wild thang)

And thats my Hooker tutorial lol.

thx but we already knew that lol:laugh:

I was answering the guys questions which you didnt... so it doesnt seem that you knew..

dont get mad at him. he's just slow. he never posts anything of any benefit. he posts the obvious. or agreeing with somebody like..

"yeah thats fun to do :laugh:"

dan da man is a server space waster. off with is head! :mad:
lol.

Re: hookers
 

noone answered this so watch what you say.

YEA RIGHT FURRY WHOS THE ONE WHO HELPED U COMPLETE VC 100% ME!! SO SHUT THE HELL UP LIKE U NEVER AGREED WITH ANY ONE!!!!!:frust: :frust:

LOL :laugh::laugh: :laugh: you need a puppy or something

lol:laugh: that one is so old you have said that to me b4 maybe u need one because your saying is so much!:frust:

maybe you're right. or maybe you shou.. *somebody sneaks up behind him and slits his throat*

its simple go to the east beach's and drive into the big bushes you see and then you'll here that sweet music to all ears, the shocks on your car going up and down

i used to like u furry but now u r acting like an idiot!

thanks for the help guys :)
i really apritiate it

dude chillax. I'm just giving you a hard time. Dont get all hateful assed on me :laugh: I'm just screwing around.

why would you wanna give the guy hard time?
lol
sounds like you two were friends... hopefully still are :)

anyways.... still didn't get the chance to test that hooker thing... LOL:P

i also have another question
i have completed the MALIBU CLUB
i got all the PHONE missions
i got the colonel missions....
i got the film studio missions
i got the taxi
i got the old weird lady
the philipino guys (i think those are right... the once in that bar)
i got the mansion
i got PHIL's missions
i got the bikers missions
shipyard too....
now i am stuck

do i have to finish all the sunshine auto too?
cuz i am stuck at about 60%

help me out guys

yup just collecting the cars or doing the races is optional

When you have the hocker in the car you need to go out of sight ! Park on some grass ! Works every time !

The Devil, you need to fo the print works assets to get to the final missions. Also by the old weird lady, do you mean Auntie Poulet (the haitian woman who tommy acted weird about (voodoo probably) and he called her auntie) Or do you mean the old woman at the ice cream factory (you have to do 50 drug deals to pass that mission)

ah now i get it
50 drug deals

i'll try that

thanks

I have found a major glitch with the hookers......When you have 150 or 200 max health and pick up a hooker your health goes down to 100 and builds up to 125....and it does not go past there... oh and whoever said the stuff they say in the car is lame "have you even listened to what they have said....they do not just moan"....one of my favorite sayings is.....'you screw people for a living, so do I'

hahahaha
are you for real man?
lol i have to check that... i never noticed the saying :D
i'll see what they say :P

:phew:

i'm desperatly in the need of your help guys


i did the 50 drug things for the poopers
i got that asset complete
now i dont know where to go or how to get the other missions
i am at 57% right now
i dont know where else to go or what to do
please help

you done the print works??

p.s. this really should be in a new thread but i dont care...

yes i got the print works done already
and i dont know what next
HELP ME

buy every property assests(not the hideouts)and do all the missions for them!!!!

Have you got a call telling you to go to the printworks (after you complete the printworks asset) about the mafia taxing your buisnesses?? when you get that, you've done all assets, have you bought the pole position (strip club) to make money of it you must goto the back room and get a private dance, take note of your cash before you get in and just wait until it goes down by 600$ or more (takes a while, i just flicked channels between this) then the asset is complete.

If youve done this too, please list all your completed assets..

ok
i got the malibu
i got the print works
i got phil
i got the ice cream
i got the bikers
i got the taxi
i got the movie stuff
i got the strip club
i got the mansion (also already killed that sunny dude (mafia boys and lance)

now i got all the assets completed and i am still at 59%

you've done all the missions :laugh: you need to go now do all unique jumps, rampages, hidden packages, side missions (taxi, police etc.) do all the things that get listed on your Stats screen when you pause, then your 100%

HA
so there are no more missions?
that is kinda odd
cuz i get those weird phone calls from ppl and they tell me how much they love me and stuff like that

well i dont know what to do...
do really like all that unique stuff
i like the missions

well.. i'll have to forget about the game for a while and try to finish SHINOBI
:D
Thanks for your help guys

when i picked up a hooker i went into an alley way, they did their "thing" and she got out.

well i got the hooker in the car
i got her to give me 125 HP
but the car didn't shake or anything
no sounds, no nothing

weird like that