I'm gonna be a dad...
 

Cool huh? I'm still a little stunned.....Sleazy P......a father....:roll:

That's awesome. Congradulations. So do you know the baby's gender yet?

Is it true?! It ain't a joke? Wow!
Congratulations Sleazy! That's a fabulous thing!
Best wishes for you! :cool:

congrats dude!! when he is older let he come to the forum so he can become one of us!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:laugh: *goes back into corner*

Cool idea! We can pre-register him/her, so his/her user name won't be taken in the future :laugh:

good news man, congratulations

congrats Sleazy P.

Dad
 

Congrats Man! I'm sure you'll be a great father!

Thats Great news!

I'll make sure my people treat him with the highest of honors. Maybe ill even be nice enough to make him royalty and he can one day rule his own part of the universe.

Wooo hooo! *dances around*
I'm so happy for you! :)

I bet you'll be a perfect dad, because you'll let your baby play videogames a lot, and this is always fun for kids :D

Yo man Im happy 4 you. You have to be careful though my mum used 2 run a Daycare center so I know a thing or 2 about babies. They will scream at you untill they get what they want and if you dont, its hell to pay (dont worry ages 2-4) now I ain't trying 2 put you down, listen 2 this MAKE SURE SHE/HE EATS 3 TIMES A DAY. DO NOT GIVE ANY FOOD LIKE RICE OR ANYTHING THATS HARD WHILE SHE/HE IS JUST MONTHS OLD, ONLY GIVE HIM/HER MILK. AND DON'T EVER PUT HER/HIM IN HER/HIS BED WITH HER/HIS FACE DOWN (BABIES DON'T HAVE THE STRENGH TO MOVE THEIR BODIES AS THEY MiGHT *SUFFICATE*(I think thats how you spell it?)). BE CAREFUL AND ALLWAYS HAVE AN EYE OUT FOR HER/HIM. DO NOT SEND HIM/HER TO A DAYCARE CENTER.
hope she has a happy life and likes video games.

Sincerely
Bitter_mauL

Cool!
But that man n your av is ugly.
Bad choice of pickin an avatar.
But how did you become a dad?
lol

Congrats man you will make a cool dad.

Dude! That's great Sleazy!

I'm sure you're gonna be a great dad, man. ^_^


...and kamari, I think that's a question best left for you own father, if ya don't know where kids come from..

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Well, Kamari, you see, when a man loves a woman. . .

Anyhow, that's great, Sleazy ! See, I was foreshadowing :laugh:.
Best wishes to ya both and the little guy, too ^_^

Kamari's posts really scare me sometimes... :shock:

1. Don't you watch Howard Stern? That's Gary the Retard.
2. Maybe you should refer to Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What.

You certainly nailed that one.....check and see if you forsee me winning the lottery. :laugh:

I'm still in shock....I wonder what I'll have?

Maybe a ompa lumpa from charlie and the chocolate factory!

*points above*
That was mean to say :laugh:

Kamari.. siddown and shaddap. You and Asylum going and posting in these threads f***in' with people's happiness. :mad:

Oookay...:blink:

Dude I like Beetlejuice best HE CAN'T SPELL RED (I bought the new bettle video it awesome)

HOWARD STERN RULES!

CONGRATS!!!!!!!
 

Re: CONGRATS!!!!!!!
 

I totally agree. ;) :D

Well...I'm not too sure, but I think he may have posted some rather rude posts....(?)

Congrats!!! I'm sure you'll be kept busy with your little bundle of joy, but be sure to visit us once and a while, eh?! ;)

What did kamari do or what did Asylum do? O_o

Well, kamari it's obvious. And right here in the thread. Just bugs me to see forum members always poking fun at others in threads like these. I mean, "Oompa luma children"? Come the hell on. Sleazy's probably nervous enough getting the news he's gonna be a father.

What Asylum did besides just being more of a *bleep* than me (:D) was in Menasn.. Err.. ah, the heck with it. Mena's B-day thread. "The pits of hell burn brighter today". I swear if this weren't over a forum he'd have a black eye for that one. :mad:

..But then again y'all know I'm just a hothead, so don't mind me. :laugh:

Yeah, that is a bit mean to say, but I'm sure he was just joking, though it's kinda inappropriate.

Hmm...I think Asylum was only saying "The pits of hell burn a little brighter today" because if you looked at Mena's location before (she changed it now) it used to say "Welcome to hell, enjoy your stay..." I don't think Asylum meant anything by it.

I hope I'm not late for this thead:

Congratulation Sleazy both for you and your wife! :cool:

Don't mind people's jokes, they're nothing important.

Well I thought that what children looked like.
I still don't get how ya became a dad.
Thats a shock!
Well my sis says that kids are ompa lompas until ya be stupid enough to notice.

Its ok, I wasn't offended by Kamari's Oompa Loompa joke. Actually I'm pretty calm about the whole thing.

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Charlie!

If it's a boy it probably will be named "Matthew Jon Gregory" (Jon after my brother in law). She wanted to name the boy "Ethan" but I refused. I hate that name.

I Like It Though!