..........step on the rat near his foot you see the rat and ...........

.. you break into a fit of laughter for no reason your on the floor rolling in laughs and you dont know why, suddenly the rat.......

...Climbs into your mouth and into your stomach .you can feel it moving around, then the rat comes out of your ass and ...........

start to feel very quessy an you think that you have rabies so you go to th doctor and he tells you that.........

...You're pregnant. Apperently that damn rat impregnated you from the inside. You're expecting triplets! Then you decide to come up with names for your children who will be born in about 12 minutes. You deside on the names...

Homo, ***, and wang, but then as you think to your self you realize that..........

having homo, ***, and wang would be a horrible thing. So you take a 2 liter of pepsi and down it!, The fiz and over flowing gas build up in your stomach and your A$$ spits both out onto the floor. The one who would of been named Wang, raises his head and says with his last breath....................


*Oh jeeeze. Haven't been around for awhile and I come back to see the thread I started still alive and kickin'. Thanks to everyone (I can't name u all cause the list is 2 long) 4 contributing to this little game and making it a great success

you better hope that I dont survive because I will rip off your right arm and beat you to death with it for naming me Wang, but then.....

you simply boot it out of the window and mop up the mess you the proceed to turn the tv and the channel.......

that there is another page of this junk to read, so then you sit down and start to read the paper, and the top headline reads.......

realize that the man in the picture on the front page of the news paper, is the man at the door. The first thought that runs across is......

all of a sudden on his weapon of chice he puts penut butta, and starts to ask who likes the skimpey, but then you realize real moms choose jif but then......

becasue of your hetic life youve gone skitzo and your altero ego proceeds a mass murderer and grabs a mouse off a computer and stabs the gay man at the door several times and then.......

all of a sudden out of no where Stever Irwin, the crocodile hunter, comes and shoots a tranquilizer dart hitting me in the neck making me fall unconciuous. I wake up in a ......

and hit you in the head, you pick it up and reaize that it is an apple. then all of a sudden Chicken Little comes in with her posse, chanting the sky is falling armageddon is at hand, and the first thought that runs across your mind is.......

.."ive not had sex in over 6 months" so you strip naked waiting for soem hot mama and suddenly.....