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Qjij_jijQ
Jul 7th, 2002, 08:24 PM
I found this little site where a guy gives all the 'Laws' of Anime... it's so funny ! :laugh:

Check them out here: Laws of Anime (http://www.bright.net/~nyla/animelaw.html)

Tell me what you think... I find them hilarious ! :laugh:

Beretta55
Jul 7th, 2002, 08:56 PM
i didnt read them all but some of them are very funny.

Black Heart
Jul 7th, 2002, 09:41 PM
#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.
#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.


Ah! This is so true! And it's kinda dumb in many cases :P

BlackThornn
Jul 8th, 2002, 01:45 PM
*falls over laughing* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Cannibal Clown
Jul 8th, 2002, 02:35 PM
I read through the whole list, and this is the one that got to me the most.

#39 - Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get, and vice versa.
First Corollary -


Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...


Damn It!!!!!!

Sleazy P Martini
Jul 8th, 2002, 03:05 PM
Hey those are really funny. :laugh:

RobHardo
Jul 9th, 2002, 10:04 AM
haha these are great