Worst pick-up lines

[007_JamesBond]

I am sure that during your meaning of existance you have all heard horrible pick-up lines either directed towards you or some one that you know, lets hear them, they will be interesting

[Reid]

"Are those astronaut pants, because your butt is out of this world."
Jesus, you may as well beg for sex!

[007_JamesBond]

Is that a keg in your pants cause I want to tap that a##

a little inapropriate but off it was on Jay Leno and I thought that it was funny

[devilmaydie]

I'm like a old sports car, I'm not to fast, I handle curves very well, and I never run out of style. Want to go for a ride?!

Clasy, yet elegant, don't you think?;)

[MakgSnake]

Did It Hurt.....When U Fell From Heaven.....Eeesh..I Hate That!.!

[Spirit]

hey baby, wanna dance? 'cause it sure looks like your butt does

[Mercury Shadow]

I think all pick up lines are stupid... i mean, have anyone of you ever seen a guy get a girl from a pickup line? The girls I know would walk out on you because you're so stupid. The best way to start to talk to a girl and just be yourself... the only time pick up lines work are on TV :)

[BowevelJoe]

is that a mirror on your zipper? because i think i see myself in your pants

arrg...pickup lines make you feel stupid even when your reading them lol

[jenova_jeb]

"Does your face hurt? Cause it's killing me!" I hate that one.:eek:

[IcyMourdor]

I haven't ever used any pick-up lines. They are a waste of air. One of my friends said that she liked the "Did it hurt?" line. I would have said something sarcastic, but she was wearing boots and I value my shins.

[x157anz]

I dont need chat up lines :D J/K

I dont use them i just ask people out with no silly chat up line :p:)
If they say no then unlucky ;)

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Heres one that i personally like but it does sound a little cheesy

"If i had a rose for every time i though of you,i would be standing in a garden

[007_JamesBond]

That is sort of good though, here is one

Do your legs hurt, because you were running though my dreams last night.

[Cannibal Clown]

Here's a dare that I took up on to say to a girl.

How would you like to work at a job that pays fifty bucks an hour planting Toulips?

The girl says"Where?"

You piont down and "There two lips. Interviews start tonight at my place.

I got hit for that one. But my friend thought it was pretty funny. She laughed as well.

The best way to a girls heart is through laughter.

[Sleazy P Martini]

What will 20 bucks get me? :D

[IcyMourdor]

CC, didn't you try something with two dollars and a girl?

[Cannibal Clown]

Yeah, but only with a hundred and ninety eight dollars more i could've gotten the whole package. All I got was a stupid cleavage sample. Dumb broads.

[LoRd BanShee]

you know what would look good on you?............................ME!

That must be the cheapest crappiest of em all

[007_JamesBond]

See you all have heard stupid ones, keep em coming,

Sex on the Tv only hurts when you fall off